Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.
"How do you account for this?" he asked the brothers.
"It's hereditary, sir," the older one replied.
"I see," said the doctor, writing in his file. "Your father's the reason for your elongated penises?"
"No sir, our mother."
"Your mother? You idiot, women don't have penises!"
"I know, sir," replied the recruit, "But she only had one arm, and when it came to getting us out of the bathtub, she had to manage as best she could."
Montfort Senior Secondary School is recognised by the Central Board of Secondary Education, Delhi (CBSE). The school was established in 1970. It is unaided Christian minority School administered by the Society of the Brothers of St. Gabriel. The students are prepared for All-India Secondary and Senior Secondary Examinations conducted by the Central Board of Secondary Education, New Delhi. The medium of instruction is English. Hindi is taught as second language in all classes up to class X.
Montfort School being a Christian Institution, its first preference is for educating Christian (Catholic) children; but admission to the school is open to all.
Subir Rahais the Member of the Natural Resources Council & the Chairman of Team Raha Ideation, an India-based consulting firm focused on strategic advisory services. Previously, Mr. Raha was the Chairman & Managing Director of the Oil and Natural Gas Corporation (ONGC) for five years. During Mr. Raha's tenure, ONGC's market capitalisation increased more than 10 times, and became the leader among all Public- and Private Sector Companies in India in terms of Net Worth. Mr. Raha concurrently served as Chairman of the wholly-owned subsidiary, ONGC Videsh (OVL) and was also responsible for the turnaround of the Mangalore Refinery & amp; Petrochemicals (MRPL) in 2003-2004. Subir led ONGC from a sectoral E&P company to become an Integrated Energy Major on global scale, and led ONGC into aggressive exploration, especially in deep waters off India, and achieved increasing production from depleted fields. Prior to ONGC, Mr. Raha earlier served as Director at the Indian Oil Corporation (IOCL), where he had began his career as a Management Trainee in 1970. Mr. Raha has also served (1996-98) in the Ministry of Petroleum & Natural Gas, Government of India, on secondment as the Head of the Oil Coordination Committee (OCC), the nodal agency for planning, monitoring and control of Oil & Gas business under Administered Pricing regime. He is a Distinguished Honorary Professor at the Indian Institute of Technology.
Mothers International School (MIS) has announced its Mother's International School Class 1 Admission Test Results, Mother's International School New Admissions for Pre-School and Pre-Primary Class in the Academic Session 2010-11.
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Allah Rakha Rahman is an Indian film composer, record producer, musician and singer. His film scoring career began in the early 1990s. He has won two Academy Awards, four National Film Awards, thirteen Filmfare Awards, a BAFTA Award, a Golden Globe two Grammy Awards.
Indian musician AR Rahman, won 2 Grammy Awards for his music in the Oscar-winning film Slumdog Millionaire at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards which was held at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California on January 31, 2010.
in India's various film industries, international cinema and theatre, by 2003, Rahman, in a career spanning over a decade, had sold more than 100 million records of his film scores and soundtracks worldwide.
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