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Kim Kardashian as Venus Water Goddess Photoshoot

Posted: 29 Aug 2009 07:31 PM PDT

While she doesn't have a 22-inch waist or media comparisons to Angelina Jolie, Kim Kardashian is channeling her inner goddess to rule Megan Fox out of Sex Symbol land. Taking over the sea with her latest under-the-water picture shoot, Kim Kardashian displays the perfect balance of artful, sex appeal. Posted on her website yesterday, the photos came hot off the press with sultry Kardashian sister draped in silver, sparkled cloth.

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Jaycee Dugard Pictures (The Miracle)

Posted: 29 Aug 2009 06:23 PM PDT

Jaycee Lee Dugard and her Pictures prove, Miracles still happen on the earth. It happened with Jaycee Lee Dugard. Since this morning's postings on the finding of Jaycee Lee Dugard and the arrest of her alleged captor, more details have been released on the story of how Dugard came to be found 18 years after her abduction. She found alive after 18 years from her kidnapping. It is said, that she was only 10 when she was kidnapped.

Jaycee Lee Dugard was kidnapped in South Lake Tahoe. Her stepfather was said to have been a witness to the abduction. A fact that made him a former suspect for the crime.

A man by the name of Philip Garrido, 58, has been arrested for kidnap and years of abuse that could bring tears to your eyes. In 1991, when she was only 11 years of age, Dugard was abducted and then held as the alleged sex slave of Garrido. He is said to have held her in a hidden section of his back garden without proper living quarters and only basic utilities. He even referred to her as his wife when captured, even though is married to a woman named Nancy Garrido, 54.

Dugard is said to have bore him two children after years of imprisonment and repeated rape. Those children, two girls, are aged 11 and 15. The guy seems to be beyond delusional. Neighbours referred to him as seeming strange and a religious fanatic. In an odd twist, he is even said to have his own religious blog. A website called Voices Revealed, a blog associated with God's Desire, a church Garrido registered in June of 2008.

According to reports on Gawker (who elaborate on earlier police reports), Garrido was on parole for a 1971 kidnap/rape. He was actually caught when he essentially turned himself in by bringing Dugard and their two children to a meeting with a California parole office. Idiot. It was a moment Dugard had been waiting for and she revealed her identity to California police and her alleged abuser was arrested.

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Magic of the Internet
Funny farm jokes-Ploughing the land
Funny stuff jokes-Patio Problem

Really funny jokes-Magic of the Internet

Posted: 29 Aug 2009 12:04 AM PDT

My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her elderly mother to the magic of the Internet. Our first move was to access the popular Ask Jeeves website, and we told her it could answer any question she had.

Nancy's mother was very skeptical until Nancy said, "It's true, Mom. Think of something to ask it."
As I sat with fingers poised over the keyboard, Nancy's mother thought a minute, then responded, "How is Aunt Helen feeling?"

Funny farm jokes-Ploughing the land

Posted: 29 Aug 2009 12:03 AM PDT

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.
The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free. The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today."
The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, "When do you have time to plough your land? At night?"
"No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when I put the water in the hole."

Funny stuff jokes-Patio Problem

Posted: 29 Aug 2009 12:04 AM PDT

My husband, Ray, was attempting to build a patio for the first time. He bought 100 cement blocks. Laying them out in a pattern, he discovered the chosen area was too small.
He stacked the blocks against the house and cleared more space. The next day Ray put the cement blocks back down, only to find that the ground was too hard to keep the patio level.
He ordered a truckload of sand to be delivered the following morning. Again he stacked the 100 blocks against the house.
Observing all this, our next-door neighbor asked, "Ray, are you going to put your patio away every night?"