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>> Saturday, May 21, 2011
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| Really funny jokes-Visitor from Texas Posted: 21 May 2011 12:01 AM PDT
I recently had a visitor from the state of Texas. For three days all I heard from him was "In Texas we have the best this, the largest that, the fastest that," etc. It eventually became very annoying. Being from Niagra Falls, I thought I could outdo him by showing him the "MIGHTY NIAGARA", knowing there was nothing in Texas that could compare to this "Wonder of Water & Power". While standing at the brink watching millions of gallons of water rushing over, I noticed the look of awe in his eyes. It was then I asked him: "Do you have anything like this in Texas?" He waited a moment before he answered: "No, but we have a plumber that could fix it."   |
| One line jokes-Cheap politicians Posted: 21 May 2011 12:01 AM PDT
Take a look at your tax bills and you'll quit calling them "cheap politicians. "   |
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