| Adult jokes | Lonely widow Posted: 23 Oct 2010 12:36 AM PDT 
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. So she put an ad in the local newspaper that read:HUSBAND WANTED:MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),MUST NOT BEAT ME,MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. Two days later the doorbell rang. She opened the door, and much to her dismay, there sat a gray-haired gentleman in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. "Are you responding to my ad?" the woman asked. "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" "Yes, I am," the man replied. The old lady sneered: "Just look at you. You have no legs !"The old gentleman smiled and said: "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" "You don't have any arms, either!" she snorted. Again, the old man smiled, and softly replied: "Therefore, I can never beat you!"She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: "Are you still good in bed?" The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" The wedding is set for Saturday.
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| Really funny jokes-Names And Puns Posted: 23 Oct 2010 12:01 AM PDT 
Names And Puns I Want to Help: Abel N. WillinSmart Beer Making: Bud WiserGenie in a Bottle: Grant WishesFifty Yards to the Outhouse: Willy Makit and Betty WoantTinseltown Tales: Holly WoodReady...Set. ..: Sadie WordRaising Flowers By Hand: Flo WristSkunks in the Shrubbery: P. YewI'm Fine: Howard YuThe Dead Of Winter: Jan YuaryMensa Man: Gene YussTear Up Those Betting Slips: Lou ZerrHollywood Gossip: Phyllis ZinnMexican Revenge: Monty ZumaThe German Bank Robbery: Hans Zupp |
| Office jokes-Four bones Posted: 23 Oct 2010 12:01 AM PDT 
The body of any organization has four bones: 1. Wish bones, who spend all their time wishing someone else will do all the work; 2. Jaw Bones, who do all the talking and very little else; 3. Knuckle Bones, who knock everything that everybody else tries to do; 4. Back Bones, who get under the load and do all the work.  |
