Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

SMS jokes-Talent test

Posted: 28 Mar 2012 12:01 AM PDT


A Question asked in a Talent Test:
If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How wud You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why d Hell Should I recognize?

Very funny jokes-Cost of Marriage

Posted: 28 Mar 2012 12:00 AM PDT


Marriage is an institution which teaches you to adjust, keep quiet, have patience, control your temper, remain faithful, to forgive and many more virtues. But its fees are very high. It costs you your freedom.

Good jokes-Satisfying the wife

Posted: 27 Mar 2012 10:39 PM PDT


If you work late hours in office, the wife will say you don't have time for her.
If you come home early or even in time, the wife will say you don't have any work in office.

If you have headache at bed time, you don't love your wife anymore.
If your wife suffers the same problem, she is over worked and tired.

If you are regular at gym, she will say 'look at your age' - why bother anymore?
If you don't go to gym, she will say 'look at your paunch' why don't you take care of yourself?

If you present her with a rose, she will say 'why this buttering'?
If you don't, she will say 'you are not romantic anymore."

If you suggest a restaurant, she will prefer a movie and vice versa.
If you suggest a movie, she will want to go to a restaurant.

WISDOM: It is not possible to satisfy your wife, leave her alone.

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