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| Really funny jokes-Lion tamers Posted: 17 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a man in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde woman about the same age. The circus owner tells them, "I'm going to be honest with you, this is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment: chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?" The girl says, "I'll go first." She ignores the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them and rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the young man and asks, "Can you top that?" The young man replies. "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."   |
| Posted: 17 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST
They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'   |
| Political jokes on Herman Cain Posted: 17 Jan 2012 12:00 AM PST
"Earlier today Herman Cain rejected calls that he should withdraw from the race. He said, 'It ain't gonna happen!' That's what he said. Ironically, that's what women say to him when he'd put his hand up their skirt." -Jay Leno "It was so beautiful in New York City today, that Herman Cain accusers were holding press conferences in the park." -David Letterman The harassment allegations keep coming at Herman Cain -- like an uninvited hand up a pleated skirt." -Stephen Colbert "A fourth woman came forward with accusations of sexual harassment dating back to the late '90s. Her name is Sharon Bialek and her lawyer is Gloria Allred. I think Gloria Allred has a press podium in her living room for instances just like this." -Jimmy Kimmel "There's a fifth woman that claims to have had a problem with Herman Cain. If this keeps up, it seems very unlikely he will be president, although it seems more and more likely he will become governor of California." -Jimmy Kimmel "Herman Cain says he will not quit. He is going to stay in the race. You know what that means? He'll be gone in a week." -David Letterman   |
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