Sms Heart

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• Welcome Eid Mubarak
• Eid Ki Khushiyan
• Funny Eid Text Messages
• Eid Ka Gift

Welcome Eid Mubarak Posted: 11 Sep 2009 12:59 PM PDT Hum aap k dil mai rehte hain Is liye har dard sehte hain Koi hum se pehle WISH na kr dai aap ko Is liye "7" din pehly "WELCOME EID MUBARAK" Kehte hain

Eid Ki Khushiyan Posted: 11 Sep 2009 12:58 PM PDT Gul ne Gulshan se Gulfam behja hai. Sitaron ne Aasman se Salam behja hai. Mubarak ho Aap ko. "EID ki Khushiyan" Ye pegham hum ne aap ko advance behja hai..

Funny Eid Text Messages Posted: 11 Sep 2009 12:57 PM PDT Asalam-o-Alaikum Pyare dosto Aur Azizo. Aaj 20 Roza hai, Main aaj se baqaida ailaan karta hon. k Maine Eid Gifts, Dosti k Tohfay, Cash, Cheques, Sweets, Tamam Mobile Cards, Perfumes waghera qabool karne ka aaghaz kar diya hai. To Dair na kijiye, Rush se bachiye, Jaldi Laaiye, Waqt bachaiye. Thank You.

Eid Ka Gift Posted: 11 Sep 2009 12:56 PM PDT Hello meri jaan! Jano ek Baat batoo Tum mujhse Sachi Batana Jhoot Nahin bolna K Tum mujhy se . . . Eid ka koi Mahngha gift To nahin mango gay?

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Really Funny Jokes

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Really funny jokes-Sinking ship Posted: 12 Sep 2009 12:04 AM PDT Left on a sinking ship were the Captain and three sailors. The Captain spoke first. "Men, this business about a Captain going down with this ship is nonsense. There's a three-man life raft on board and I'm going to be on it. To see who will come with me, I will ask you each one question. The one who can't answer will stay behind. Here's the first question : What unsinkable ship went down when it hit an iceberg ?" The first sailor answered, "The Titanic,Sir." "On to the next question: How many people perished?" The second sailor said, "One thousand five hundred and seventeen, Sir" "Now for the third question," and the Captain turned to sailor number three. "What were their names?"

Party jokes Posted: 12 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party? Freeze a jolly fellow ! What would you do if you saw Dracula, Frankenstein & The Swamp Thing ? Hope they were going as a fancy dress party ! Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Christmas ball ? It was a moth ball !

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Current News

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• Delhi Police Result 2009 Delhi Police Constable Recruitment 2009 Results
• powergridindia Diploma Trainee Freshers Jobs 2009
• RRB BHOPAL Recruitment 2009 Jr. Engineer Section Engg rrbbpl.nic.in

Delhi Police Result 2009 Delhi Police Constable Recruitment 2009 Results Posted: 11 Sep 2009 10:28 PM PDT Recruitment of Constables (Male & Female) in Delhi Police is done by a Recruitment Board appointed by Commissioner of Police. Delhi Police Recruitment Updates: delhi police women constable which started on filling application is 7th March 2009. Last date of receipt of duly filled-in application form is 6th April 2009. Application for the Post of Women Constable (Exe.) in Delhi Police-2009 In case of any query, clarification regarding filling up of application forms, applicants may dial Helpline Toll free No. 1800-112-223 from MTNL or BSNL baseline. delhi police recruitment conducts recruitment for i) Constable ii) Ministerial Cadre iii) Sub-Inspector iv) Assistant Commissioner of Police For more info visit : Recruitment in Delhi Police Latest results declared at Delhi Police Recruitment section are Direct recruitment to the post of Sub-Inspector (Executive) Male in Delhi Police - 2009 - reg. display of result of written examination held on 07.06.2009 at PTS/Wazirabad, Delhi. Delhi Police :: Results Direct recruitment to the post of Sub-Inspector (Executive) Male in Delhi Police - 2009 - reg. display of result of written examination held on 07.06.2009 ... www.delhipolice.nic.in Previous updates Delhi Police Recruitment 2009 at ... Update on delhi police, delhipolice, delhi police recruitment 2009, ... Delhi Police Recruitment updates 2009 from delhipolicerecruitment.in 5. ... delhi police constable result 2009, delhi police result 2009, delhi police recruitment 2009, delhi police, delhi police constable result

powergridindia Diploma Trainee Freshers Jobs 2009 Posted: 11 Sep 2009 06:32 AM PDT Power Grid Corporation Limited Jobs Updates powergridindia invites applications for Diploma Trainee at Western Region Transmission System-I for the following posts Diploma Trainee (Electrical) Number of Vacancies : 42 Posts Pay Scale : Stipend of Rs. 7300/- pm during training period. To be regularized as Jr. Engineer Gr.IV (S-1) in the pay scale of Rs. 7300-12660/- after successful completion of one year training. Qualification: Diploma in Electrical Engineering from recognised Technical Board/Institute, with minimum 70% marks for General/OBC(NCL) and pass marks for SC/ST/PH. Diploma Trainee (Civil) Number of Vacancies : 13 Posts Pay Scale: Stipend of Rs. 7300/- pm during training period. To be regularized as Jr. Engineer Gr.IV (S-1) in the pay scale of Rs. 7300-12660/- after successful completion of one year training. Qualification: Diploma in Civil Engineering from recognised Technical Board/Institute, with minimum 70% marks for General/OBC(NCL) and pass marks for SC/ST/PH. Assistant (Finance) Number of Vacancies : 06 Posts Pay Scale : W-4 Grade int he pay scale of Rs. 5400-10350 (IDA) Qualification: B.Com with first(1st) division for General/OBC(NCL) candidates and pass marks for SC/ST/PH. Additional qualification of M.Com shall be desirable. Jr. Technician Trainee (Electrical) Number of Vacancies : 47 Posts Pay Scale : Stipend of Rs. 5000/- pm during training period. To be regularized as Jr. Technician (W-3) in the pay scale of Rs. 5000-9590/- after successful completion of one year training. Qualification: ITI in Electrical Trade of Two Years duration from recognised Institute. Last Date : 5/10/2009 For more information Check powergridindia website site http://www.powergridindia.com/POWERGRID/Applications/RECTT07/DOCS/WRTS1.pdf

RRB BHOPAL Recruitment 2009 Jr. Engineer Section Engg rrbbpl.nic.in Posted: 11 Sep 2009 06:23 AM PDT Recruitment 2009 Updates in RRB Bhopal for Various Posts Railway Recruitment Board, Bhopal invites applications for recruitment to more than 1500 posts of section Engineer, Jr. Engineer, Technician-III etc. check out the upcoming employment news section for application fees, qualification and last date for application. Will update soon, also Check out the notice at http://www.rrbbpl.nic.in/en.htm RRB Bhopal railway jobs 2009; Railway Recruitment Board Bhopal, RRB Bhopal Result RESULT OF APTITUDE TEST HELD FROM 20/07/2009 TO 27/07/2009 (Employment Notice No. 03/2007,Cat.No.-21-Assistant Station Master,Gr.Rs.4500-7000(RSRP) RRB Bhopal Recruitment Notice, Exam Results - www.rrbbpl.nic.in For RRB bhopal recruitment results this is direct link http://www.rrbbpl.nic.in/result.htm

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