Really funny jokes-wash it again Posted: 07 Jul 2010 12:03 AM PDT ![](https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5J-Rjd2jXR2wmR_Xpr-ZLQjcdJ4/5gKBZC5GNlRzd3PVTyrL5nBIItg/0/pi) ![](https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5J-Rjd2jXR2wmR_Xpr-ZLQjcdJ4/5gKBZC5GNlRzd3PVTyrL5nBIItg/1/pi)
My mother had decided to trim the household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, 'Just think, Ivor, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.'
'Good', my dad quickly replied. 'Wash it again.'
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Abo jokes-Where's your bin? Posted: 07 Jul 2010 12:01 AM PDT ![](https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5J-Rjd2jXR2wmR_Xpr-ZLQjcdJ4/Am43hJGTApWmRkOIuZxQ6ppFd0Q/0/pi) ![](https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5J-Rjd2jXR2wmR_Xpr-ZLQjcdJ4/Am43hJGTApWmRkOIuZxQ6ppFd0Q/1/pi)
A garbage truck stops outside a ramshackle old house in Redfern. The garbo yells out to the old Abo sitting on the front step: "Hey, where's your bin?" Abo answers "I've bin in Queensland". Garbo: "No, where's your wheelie bin". Abo: "Well, I've weally bin in jail for the last two weeks, but don't tell anyone". ![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_tAT7DFYG5VuCC0X22YkAdncT-ED1A2x5B6OIdeGJoRkbVw6wARW30fGCzQTgxFK7C-Nyb4JfF81GNKuQj06HMCpa2eodSQaSchKhuRYIfvM1ikRalwZIzw7ugFNDvgoBn1OdYLcZpagvXbRMyxs_UDkb1OjVMaVet5rlh0dUlcD48dw9Q=s0-d) |