Really funny jokes-wash it again Posted: 07 Jul 2010 12:03 AM PDT
My mother had decided to trim the household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, 'Just think, Ivor, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand.'
'Good', my dad quickly replied. 'Wash it again.'
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Abo jokes-Where's your bin? Posted: 07 Jul 2010 12:01 AM PDT
A garbage truck stops outside a ramshackle old house in Redfern. The garbo yells out to the old Abo sitting on the front step: "Hey, where's your bin?" Abo answers "I've bin in Queensland". Garbo: "No, where's your wheelie bin". Abo: "Well, I've weally bin in jail for the last two weeks, but don't tell anyone". |