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Posted: 23 May 2010 06:39 AM PDT

Several interesting pictures of Lindsay Lohan trying to obtain a passport in Cannes are making the rounds on the Internet today, and by “trying to obtain a passport” I really mean “doing cocaine.” The big Hollywood news earlier this week was that Lindsay Lohan made her $100k bail (you only have to pay down 10% of that) and will not be arrested when she finally flies back to Los Angeles (she is due in court Monday morning, not that that means anything to her; she has a flight booked back home for today, but again, that doesn’t really mean anything to her). Lindsay Lohan’s probation was revoked by the judge overseeing her DUI probation case and bail was set at $100,000 because she missed her court date and then lie about her passport being stolen. Now we have a picture of her setting in a room with lines of coke on a table. If Judge Revel doesn’t throw her ass in jail when she appear Monday don’t be surprise because I am beginning to think Ms. Revel is not a real judge but kinda plays one on TV.

In the past week, Lindsay’s gone from blowing off her court date and ignoring Judge Revel, to now openly antagonizing her. She was seen leaving a yacht party at 7:30 AM Friday morning. “Gee, I wonder how she was able to stay up so late?” — you’re probably asking yourself. Well according to WebMD, one of the side effects of cocaine is “an increasing sense of energy and alertness.” So it’s a good thing Lindsay appears to have a pretty good supply of it (see pic below was taken this week in Cannes; check out the white powder on the table). Honestly, when she gets back, I wouldn’t be surprised if Lindsay left a flaming paper bag full of dog shit on Judge Revel’s porch. Get it judge? It is a funny prank on you! Anyway, Lindsay is now claiming that — like her “stolen” passport and this leaked photo was a set-up. Um, by her friends. She is crying foul over the new snapshot of her lounging an arm’s length away from what appears to be cocaine. Radaronline report:

A new photograph of Lindsay Lohan partying in Cannes while sitting in front of a table with lines of a mystery white powder has created a furor. When reached by RadarOnline.com and asked to tell us what the white powder is, Lindsay at first replied: "What!??" RadarOnline.com directed her to look at the photo and the white powder on the table in front of her. Lindsay then told RadarOnline.com: "That’s a set up that’s so untrue."

She did not clarify who set her up or how. She is with friends in the photo.

Revel extended Lohan’s probation last October and warned her then that she risked being sent to jail. The alcohol education classes are part of the actress’s sentence for a 2007 arrest for drunken driving, reckless driving and driving under the influence of cocaine. Radar snitched to prosecutor Danette Meyers about the photos and she said, "I hope that isn't cocaine in those pictures." But I am sure she could do a few lines of coke on the judge’s desk and then fuck herself with the gavel and yell done with no punishment from the judge at her Monday court date. Because with this picture, she is practically doing exactly that while shitting on the judge’s head.

Biography: Lindsay Dee Lohan (born July 2, 1986 in New York City, New York, United States) is an American actress and pop music singer. Lohan started in show business as a child fashion model for magazine advertisement and television commercials. At age 10, she began her acting career in a soap opera; at 11, she made her motion picture debut by playing identical twins in Disney’s 1998 remake of The Parent Trap.

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