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Really funny jokes-Handful of peanuts
Short funny jokes-Gray and brown
Funny farm jokes-Settling a cow case

Posted: 04 Dec 2009 12:05 AM PST

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.
She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.
She repeats this gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'.
'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?'
The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'

Short funny jokes-Gray and brown

Posted: 04 Dec 2009 12:04 AM PST

What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs?
A. An elephant with diarrhea.

Funny farm jokes-Settling a cow case

Posted: 04 Dec 2009 12:03 AM PST

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.
The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.
The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.
After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"
The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."

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Posted: 03 Dec 2009 07:52 AM PST

India v Sri Lanka, 3rd Test, Mumbai, 2nd day, December 3, 2009 Virender Sehwag born 20 October 1978 in New delhi India affectionately known as Viru, is one of the leading batsmen in the Indian cricket team. Sehwag is an aggressive right-handed opening batsman and an occasional right-arm off-spin bowler. He played his first One Day International in 1999 and joined the Indian Test cricket team in 2001. In April 2009, Sehwag became the only Indian to be honored as the Wisden Leading Cricketer in the World for his performance in 2008.
Sehwag holds multiple records including the highest score made by an Indian in Test cricket (319), which was also the fastest triple century in the history of international cricket (reached 300 off only 278 balls) as well as the fastest 250 by any batsman (in 207 balls against Sri Lanka on 3rd December, 2009 at the (Brabourne stadium in Mumbai). Sehwag also holds the distinction of being one of three batsmen in the world to have ever surpassed 300 twice in Test cricket,
The second day at the Brabourne Stadium was all about Virender Sehwag. He has pulverised bowling attacks before, but this was astounding even by his standards. His unbeaten 284 has so far consumed 239 deliveries, a strike rate of 118.82, which is his fastest 150-plus score in Tests. He features in three of the top four, and five of the top ten fastest double-centuries in Tests.

As was the case in his other big knocks, this one was superbly paced too. He started relatively slowly, scoring only 42 in the first 50 deliveries he faced, before upping the tempo. His next 50 balls fetched 55, while each of the next two 50-ball batches brought more than 70. The rate came down just a little bit towards the end of the day, as Sehwag scored 42 in his last 39 deliveries - even when he was tiring after a long day he still managed a strike rate of more than 100. He finished with 284, just 25 short of the all-time record for most runs in a single day, but it was the top score in a day in the last 76 years.
Virender Sehwag connects for maximum again, India v Sri Lanka, 3rd Test, Mumbai, 2nd day, December 3, 2009

Virender Sehwag connects for maximum again, India v Sri Lanka, 3rd Test, Mumbai, 2nd day, December 3, 2009

Full name Virender Sehwag
Born 20 October 1978 (1978-10-20) (age 31)
Delhi, India
Nickname Viru
Batting style Right-handed
Bowling style Right arm off spin
Role Opening batsman

Test cricket, off just 278 balls. He eventually made 319 - the highest score by an Indian - and in the process became only the third batsman, after Don Bradman and Brian Lara, to pass 300 twice in Tests. In his next Test series against Sri Lanka in 2008, Sehwag thrived while the Indian middle-order struggled against the mystery spin of Ajantha Mendis. His double-hundred and half-century were instrumental in India winning the Galle Test.

One of the best innings by Viru. Virender Sehwag smashing English Bowling all round the park

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