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TRB Results 2011 | TRB Seniority List 2011 | Teachers Recruitment Board

Posted: 17 Feb 2011 09:47 PM PST

Teachers Recruitment Board : Here is the latest updates related to trb results 2011, trb or trb seniority list 2011

LIST OF CANDIDATES CALLED FOR CERTIFICATE VERIFICATION Have been Published or TRB Results 2011 declared for Direct Recruitment of Graduate Assistants Teachers through Employment Registration Seniority 2010-11

Candidates Can View Their TRB Seniority List 2011 or Teachers Recruitment Board Result 2011 at official website of Teachers Recruitment Board : http://trb.tn.nic.in/

You Can Also Check Your TRB Results 2011 using following direct link you just need to enter your Employment No


Example for Employment No: 291994M12313 032006F08671

For more information About TRB please visit at official website of Teachers Recruitment Board : http://trb.tn.nic.in/

BEST OF LUCK !!!

BITSAT, BITS Pilani 2011, BITS Admission 2011, BITSAT Online Tests

Posted: 17 Feb 2011 09:22 PM PST

Hi Friends, Know Here About bits pilani, bits 2011, bitsat application status, bits admission, bits admission 2011

Center allotment for BITSAT-2011 is announced now. Candidates are to book the test date and time before 10th March 2011.

Candidates Can Apply Online At http://www.bitsadmission.com/ Official Website for BITSAT Online Tests 2011

ELIGIBILITY CRITERIA : Candidate should have passed the 12th class examination of 10+2 system from a recognized Central or State board or its equivalent with Physics, Chemistry and Mathematics. Further, the candidate should have obtained a minimum of 80% aggregate marks in Physics, Chemistry and Mathematics subjects in 12th class examination, at least 60% marks in each of the Physics, Chemistry, and Mathematics subjects and adequate proficiency in English.

BITSAT-2011 Brochure Download pdf

What is BITSAT ?

BITSAT is a Computer based online test for Admission to Integrated First Degree Programmes of BITS Pilani Campuses in Pilani, Goa and Hyderabad.

Birla Institute of Technology & Science (BITS), Pilani a leading Institute of Higher Education and a deemed University under section 3 of the UGC act offers degree programmes in Engineering, Sciences, Technology, Pharmacy, Management and Humanities.

To check the center allotted for BITSAT- 2011 And addresses of BITSAT-2011 centers Visit At http://www.bitsadmission.com/ Official Website

ALL THE BEST FRIENDS !!!

DMER Updates 2011 | MHT- CET 2011 | Common Entrance Test | www.dmer.org

Posted: 17 Feb 2011 08:57 PM PST

Hi Friends, Here is the latest updates related to DMER and MHT- CET 2011. DMER has published the Institute wise List of Candidates for Academic Year 2010-2011 of Renewal of Minority Scholarship

www.dmer.org is the official website where you can get the details about Renewal of Minority Scholarship

DMER Updates 2011 : DMER Also Published the Notification about MHT-CET-2011 according to this Government of Maharashtra shall conduct a single combined "Common Entrance Test" MHT-CET-2011 for all Health Sciences, Engineering and Pharmacy degree courses for the academic year 2011-2012.

The said Common Entrance Test will be held on Thursday, 12th May 2011.

Log on to http://www.dmer.org/ official website for more details about DMER.

ALL THE BEST GUYS !!!

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Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-The Fart List

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:02 AM PST


The Fart List

THE CUSHIONED FART: A concealed fart, sometimes successful. The farter is usually on the fat side, sometimes a girl. They will squirm and push their butt way down into the cushions of a sofa or over-stuffed chair and ease-out a fart very carefully without moving then or for some time after. Some odor may escape, but usually not much. Common with some people.

THE DUD FART: The Dud Fart is not really a fart at all. It's a fart that fails. For this reason it is strictly a group one identification fart, because there is no real way you can identify a fart that somebody else expected to fart but didn't. It is the most private of all farts. In most cases the farter usually feels a little disappointed.

THE ECHO FART: This is a fart that can be wrongly identified. It is not some great loud fart in an empty gym or on the rim of the Grand Canyon. The true Echo Fart is a fart that makes its own echo. It is a two-toned fart, the first tone loud, then a pause, and then the second tone. Like an echo.

THE G AND L FART: This is one of the most ordinary and pedestrian of farts, known to everyone. Certainly it is the least gross. If you have not already guessed, G and L stands for Gambled and Lost. One of the most embarrassing of all farts, even when you are alone.

THE GHOST FART: A doubtful fart in most cases, as it is supposed to be identified by odor alone and to occur, for instance, in an empty house. You enter and smell a fart, yet no one is there. People will insist that only a fart could have that odor, but some believe it is just something that happens to smell like a fart.

THE HIC-HACHOO-FART FART: This is strictly an old lady's fart. What happens is that the person manages to hiccough, sneeze, and fart all at the same time. After an old lady farts a Hic-Hachoo-Fart Fart she will usually pat her chest and say, "My, my", or "Well, well". There is no reason she should not be proud, as this is probably as neat an old person's fart as there is.

Office jokes-Delinquent customer

Posted: 18 Feb 2011 12:01 AM PST


Ann had gotten a job in a collections department. She had to call all the delinquent customers, asking for payment, while still being courteous. After working there for a few months, she had become quite good at her job but realized that many of these customers were routinely delinquent. One man in particular had to be called every month and during this conversation with him, he interrupted her little speech and asked, "Excuse me, are you available?"

Ann quickly replied, "Not as long as your name comes up on my computer screen."

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