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Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes


Really funny jokes-New suit

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 12:02 AM PST


Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit.

Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This tailor measured Abraham, then measured the cloth, and then smiled and said, "There is enough cloth to make a pair of trousers, a coat and a vest, please come back in a week to take your suit."

After a week Abraham came to take his new suit, and saw the tailor's son wearing trousers made of the same cloth.

Perplexed, he asked, "Just how could you make a full suit for me and trousers for your son, when the other tailor could not make a suit only?"

"It's very simple," replied the tailor, "The other tailor has two sons."

Short funny jokes-Best time to pick pears

Posted: 04 Jan 2011 12:01 AM PST


TEACHER: "Tell me, Johnny, which is the best time to pick pears? Spring, summer, autumn or winter?"

JOHNNY: "The best time to pick pears is when the farmer is not at home and there's no dog on the farm."

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DPSC Nadia | Nadia District Primary School Office Staff Recruitment 2011 | Nadia District Primary School Council

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 10:59 PM PST

Hi Visitors here is latest update on Nadia District Primary School Council Office Staff Recruitment 2011,latest jab offer.

How to Apply : Collect application form and reach the Council Office (DPSC, Nadia) on or before 11 th January, 2011. In no case filled-in application be received after 11 th January, 2011.

Qualification :
i) A citizen of India.
ii) Passed Madhyamik or equivalent examination from recognized Board/Council for the posts of LDC and CC and passed Class VIII for the posts of NG and PN.

Age : Not below the age of 18 years and not above the age of 37 years as on 01.12.2010. rules and order issued from time to time by the State Govt.


Pay Scale : Rs. 5,400/- – 25,200/- plus Grade pay Rs. 2,600/- plus usual allowances as admissible from time to time for 1(a) & 1(b)

Rs. 4,900/- – 16,900/- plus Grade pay Rs. 1,700 /- plus usual allowances as admissible from time to time for 1(c) & 1(d)


Fee Payable : Rs. 70/- for S.C./S.T./Person with Blindness or Low Vision (V.I.) / B.P.L. Cardholders and Rs. 100/- for other category candidates. The amount of fees is to be paid by Bank Draft issued in favour of Chairman, NDPSC and payable at Krishnagar, Nadia. If the amount of the Bank Draft falls short of prescribed fees, the application will be treated as cancelled.


Date of submission : The last date of receiving application through registered post/speed post by this office is 11th January, 2011. (No other means for receiving applications will be entertained).


for Application Form Visit Here

Complete Details available Here

To Know Full Information visit on Official Website




CONTACT

NADIA DISTRICT PRIMARY SCHOOL COUNCIL
BARNAPARICHAYA BHAWAN
COLLEGE STREET, KRISHNAGAR, NADIA
WEST BENGAL, PIN: 741101
(03472) 252764 / 252937 (Phone)
03472-223518 (Fax)
www.dpscnadia.org


Karnataka ZP Election 2010 | Karnataka News | Live Karnataka Taluk/Zilla Karnataka Panchayat Election Results | tv9 kannada Live

Posted: 03 Jan 2011 10:13 PM PST

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Election Trends

The counting of votes of Taluka and Zilla Panchyat elections 2010.Started at 8 am on Jan 4, 2011 and the results are expected to be soon. The counting will take place at the respective taluka centres.



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