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| Really funny jokes-More Laws of Golf Posted: 12 Apr 2011 12:02 AM PDT
LAW 1: Golf carts always run out of power at the farthest point from the clubhouse. LAW 2: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination. LAW 3: All 3-woods are demon-possessed. LAW 4: Golf balls from the same sleeve tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (See Law 3). LAW 5: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty. LAW 6: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker." LAW 7: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you. LAW 8: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be. LAW 9: Golf should be given up at least twice per month. LAW 10: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until sunset.   |
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