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Really Funny Jokes |
| Posted: 19 Mar 2011 12:02 AM PDT
In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him. They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers." "That's correct", said the boss. Another glass. "It's red wine , cabernet, eight years old, a southwestern slope, oak barrels." "Correct." The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blond, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll tell who's the father!"   |
| Really funny jokes-Trial in Court Posted: 19 Mar 2011 12:01 AM PDT
Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral.   |
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