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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-10 Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriends Parents

Posted: 01 Jan 2010 12:02 AM PST


1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.
2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?
4. Can you believe it! Those shitheads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!
5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.
6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable, in my opinion.
7. Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.
8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?
9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.
10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.

Office jokes-Weight room

Posted: 01 Jan 2010 12:02 AM PST


A colleague was planning a trip to my business office and asked if I could find him a hotel with exercise facilities.
I called several hotels, with no luck.
Finally I thought I had found one. I asked the receptionist if the hotel had a weight room.
"No" she replied, "but we have a lobby and you can wait there.

Light bulb jokes-Jewish mothers

Posted: 01 Jan 2010 12:01 AM PST


Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. I'll sit here in the dark. I'm fine. It's not like I got any letters to read.

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