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Awesome SMS jokes

Posted: 15 Oct 2009 10:30 PM PDT


Q. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
A.
Moti-vating!!!

Q. What is the
difference between WATCH & WIFE?
A
. Ek Bigadti hai to  'BANDH ' ho jati hai....Doosri Bigadti hai to 'SHUROO' ho jati hai 
 


Q. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka
BLOOD GROUP ek hi hai.
A .. Man : Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai.


Q. What's the similarity between  MOBILE and MARRIAGE ?
A
. In both cases you feel 'aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta'


Q. Ek admi ne
sadhu se kaha , meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaaye bataiye
A
. Sadhu bola , Upaaye hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?


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Funny jokes-Divorcing wife

Posted: 16 Oct 2009 12:04 AM PDT


David walked into the neighborhood bar and announced that he was divorcing his wife. The bartender asked why.
"Well," David said, "yesterday was her birthday, so I took her to the fanciest restaurant in town."
"So?" the bartender replies.
"So I order a bottle of their best champagne, and I made a toast--'to the best woman a man could have.' "
"What's wrong with that?"
"Four waiters joined in...."

Doctor jokes-Knock

Posted: 16 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT


The doctor knocked at the hospital door before entering ManMohan's room.
ManMohan called out to come in.
The doctor then proceeded to tell ManMohan to remove all of his clothing after which he gave him a thorough, from top to bottom, front to back, leaving no part of his body untouched.
When he had finished, ManMohan looked the doctor straight in the eye and asked, "Doctor, can I ask you a question?"
"Of course," he replied.
ManMohan asks, "Why did you even bother to knock?"

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Posted: 16 Oct 2009 12:26 AM PDT

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I thought I could fly, So why did i drown lyrics

Posted: 15 Oct 2009 08:37 PM PDT

i shot for the sky i m stuck on the ground lyrics;
Heard this song early, these lyrics are stuck in my head... from vampire diaries,
I couldn't find it on download except for on iTunes, or youtube video for this, please comment on if you find one.

Here is what i remember :

"I shot for the sky.
I'm stuck on the ground, so why do I try?
I know I'm gonna fall down.
I thought I could fly, so why did I drown?
I'll never know why its coming down, down, down."

it was on during the last scene from vampire diaries;
lyric was "I thought I could fly, So why did i drown"

From Vampire Diaries Episode 6; here is lyrics for I thought I could fly, So why did i drown

"I shot for the sky...
I'm stuck on the ground so why do I try?
I know I'm going to fall down.
I thought I could fly so why did I drown?
I'll never know why it's coming down down down.
I shot for the sky, I'm stuck on the ground so why do I try?
I know I'm going to fall down.
I thought I could fly so why did I drown?
Oh, its coming down down down."

i thought i could fly so why did i drown lyrics, i shot for the sky, i shot for the sky i m stuck on the ground, i thought i could fly, i shot for the sky im stuck on the ground


Results for University of Kerala June 2009 Results Online

Posted: 14 Oct 2009 02:46 AM PDT

Results for University of Kerala, Thiruvananthapuram are declared and the results are available on Kerala University results website.
Kerala University PG Degree Results - June 2009 Examination Results Online

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