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Really Funny Jokes

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• Adult jokes - The knob
• Short hilarious jokes-Politicians and pornstars
• Really funny jokes-Only in America

Adult jokes - The knob Posted: 13 Aug 2010 01:38 AM PDT A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of the woman's head and could be turned to tighten up her skin and produce the effect of a brand new face-lift.Of course, the woman wanted 'The Knob.' Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems. All these years, everything has been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems: First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them.' The doctor looked at her closely and said, 'Those aren't bags, those are your breasts.'She said, 'Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.

Short hilarious jokes-Politicians and pornstars Posted: 13 Aug 2010 12:02 AM PDT Question. What do politicians and pornstars have in common? Answer. They are experts in switching positions in front of a camera!

Really funny jokes-Only in America Posted: 13 Aug 2010 12:01 AM PDT 1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.

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Current News

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RGTU Results 2010 | Rajiv Gandhi Technical University | Posted: 13 Aug 2010 04:06 AM PDT RGTU Results 2010 : rgtu, khoj4u, rgtu results 2010, rgpv results, rgtu net has been published recently. RGTU Results 2010 can be checked at the official website of Rajiv Gandhi Technical University : http://210.212.146.100/ Rajiv Gandhi Proudyogiki Vishwavidyalaya Has Declared The B.E., M.C.A., B.Pharmacy, B.Arch., M.Pharmacy, M.E., M.Tech. Result And Announced The Revolution Result. To View This Result Watch The Following Direct Link. RGTU Results 2010 : VIEW IMP : To View This Result You Just Need To Select Course & Have To Enter Your Roll No. About Rajiv Gandhi Proudyogiki Vishwavidyalaya : Established in the year 1998, by Madhya Pradesh Vidhan Sabha Act 13, 1998. Over a sprawling Campus of about 247 acres, the Rajiv Gandhi Proudyogiki Vishwavidyalaya is marching towards development into a center of excellence in the arena of Technical Education, Research and Innovations. For Detail Information You Should Log On To http://202.65.151.177/ New Official Website Of

RGTU Results 2010 | Rajiv Gandhi Technical University | Posted: 13 Aug 2010 12:19 AM PDT RGTU Results 2010 : rgtu, khoj4u, rgtu results 2010, rgpv results, rgtu net has been published recently. RGTU Results 2010 can be checked at the official website of Rajiv Gandhi Technical University : http://210.212.146.100/ Rajiv Gandhi Proudyogiki Vishwavidyalaya Has Declared The B.E., M.C.A., B.Pharmacy, B.Arch., M.Pharmacy, M.E., M.Tech. Result And Announced The Revolution Result. To View This Result Watch The Following Direct Link. RGTU Results 2010 About Rajiv Gandhi Proudyogiki Vishwavidyalaya Established in the year 1998, by Madhya Pradesh Vidhan Sabha Act 13, 1998. Over a sprawling Campus of about 247 acres, the Rajiv Gandhi Proudyogiki Vishwavidyalaya is marching towards development into a center of excellence in the arena of Technical Education, Research and Innovations.

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