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Shimoga net Diploma Results

Posted: 24 Jan 2010 11:32 PM PST

The Karnataka Department of Technical Education Board Has Declared The Diploma (polytechnic) Examination Results 2009 On 25th January 2010 at 11 am.

This Result Available On the following sites please

Check the results at the following websites :

Diploma Results

http://www.smartdte.in/ResultNEW/resultnew.aspx

http://www.shimoga.net/results.aspx

Show My Result

Posted: 24 Jan 2010 11:23 PM PST

Show my Result is the official web site of Shimoga Diploma Result. Get your diploma results All you do is enter your registration number.

For more information go to the web site below. Just click on the link.


Show My Result


All the best Students

Diploma Results Karnataka

Posted: 24 Jan 2010 11:14 PM PST

Board of Technical Examination Karnataka Diploma / Polytechnic Examination Results for Karnataka Diploma / Polytechnic November 2009 Examination Results to be announced on 25th January, 2010 at 11:00 am.


The Karnataka Diploma result 2010 is available at Click Here

The students will have to enter the number and will have to select the respective semester to view the results.

Link for the Karnataka Diploma Result 2010 is as following

http://karresults.nic.in

Republic Day India

Posted: 24 Jan 2010 09:06 PM PST



The Republic Day of India is a national holiday of India to mark the adoption of the Constitution of India and the transition of India from a British Dominion to a republic on January 26, 1950. It is one of the three national holidays in India.



On this day -India finally enjoyed the freedom of spirit, rule of law and fundamental principle of governance. The patriotic fervor of the Indian people on this day brings the whole country together even in her embedded diversity.

The parade is followed by a pageant of spectacular displays from the different states of the country. These moving exhibits depict scenes of activities of people in those states and the music and songs of that particular state accompany each display. Each display brings out the diversity and richness of the culture of India and the whole show lends a festive air to the occasion.

Happy Birthday Message

Posted: 24 Jan 2010 08:57 PM PST


Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".



On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!


Some people like sunday,
Some people like monday,
However i just like only one day,
Its your birthday?Happy Birthday!


Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Dont lose your confidence
Go always ahead.

Happy Birthday


FTRE Results 2009

Posted: 24 Jan 2010 08:05 PM PST

The Students appearing for FIITJEE Talent Reward Exam will also be entitled to a workshop on IIT-JEE conducted under expert guidance at select cities.

FTRE results 2009 will be announced on www.fiitjee.com/ftre.htm and will also be e-mailed to Student's / Parent's E-mail ID.

FIITJEE talent reward exam was held on Sunday, 27th December, 2009.

FIITJEE Talent Reward Examination (FTRE) is a competitive examination for students aspiring for careers in science and technology.

It provides Scholarships worth Rs. 2.5 lakh to students with the highest scores, from classes VI to IX and Mathematics, Physics and Chemistry for students of classes X and XI.

FIITJEE Online Control Centre,
C/o. FIITJEE Chennai Centre 175, Poonammallee High Road,
Opp. Ega Theatre, Kilpauk, Chennai – 600 010, Phone: 044-42859701


The FTRE results 2009 will be published at following link http://www.fiitjee.com/


SBI Probationary Recruitment 2010 Apply Online for Probationary Officers

Posted: 24 Jan 2010 06:25 PM PST

SBI Recruitment of Probationary Officers 2010

State Bank of India Recruitment updates Jan-2010. SBI invites application for Probationary Officers posts.  Recruitment of Probationay Officers in Associate Banks of SBI India.  Candidates can apply online.  SBI annonced the POs written examination date: 7 March, 2010 (Sunday)

DeadLines for SBI POs Recruitment 2010:

Date of Commencement of Application : 01-Jan-10
Date of Closure : 31-Jan-2010
Start Date for Fee deposit : 01-Jan-10
Last Date for Fee deposit : 25-Jan-10
Last Date for Reprint : 15-Feb-10

Want to Apply Online: Visit SBI website to apply online at http://registration.sifyitest.com/sbipo/  

Do you want to see the Noftification details, to download the application:  visit www.statebankofindia.com Checkout Recruitment State Bank of India webste.

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Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Dreadful fight

Posted: 25 Jan 2010 12:02 AM PST


Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.
"Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"
"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "It's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"
"I know, I know!" said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"

Adult jokes-Too long

Posted: 25 Jan 2010 12:01 AM PST


A man with a 20-inch penis went to his doctor to complain that he was unable to get any women to have sex with him because they all told him that his penis was too long.
"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "Is there any way you can shorten it?"
The doctor replied, "Medically son, there is nothing I can do. But I do know a witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gave him directions to the witch's place.
The man went to see the witch the next day, and told her his sad story.
"Witch, my penis is 20 inches long, and I can't get any women to have sex with me. Can you help me shorten it?"
The witch asked him to pull it out so she could have a look at it.
The man uncoiled his 20-inch penis. The witch stared in amazement, scratched her head, and then replied, "I think I have a solution to your problem. What you have to do is go to this pond deep in the forest. In the pond you will see a frog sitting on a log who can help solve your dilemma. You must ask the frog, `will you marry me?' Each time the frog declines your proposal, your penis will be 4 inches shorter."
The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He came upon the pond and, sure enough, there sat the frog on a log. He uncoiled his huge python-like penis and called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"
The frog looked at him with some disdain, and replied, "NO."
The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 4 inches shorter!
"WOW!" he screamed out loud. Then he said to himself, "This is great! But it's still too long at 16 inches, so I'll ask the frog to marry me again."
Once more he shouted to the frog, "Frog, will you marry me?"
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"
The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 4 inches shorter! The man laughed, and shouted, "This is fantastic!"
He looked down at his penis once more, and by now it was only 12 inches long, so he reflected for a moment. "Twelve inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal," he thought. "So, I'll ask the frog to marry me ONE more time."
Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog, will you marry me?"
The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head in frustration and said, "NO! NO! . . . And for the last time, NO!"

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