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Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes


Funny jokes-Lions

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 12:01 AM PDT


A young missionary on his first trip to Africa is away from camp having devotions in a quiet clearing, as was his custom. This one particular day, while reading his Bible, a lion comes and lays down right beside him; so close that the hot warm smell of his breath is wafting over him.

He is, as you would suppose, exceedingly uneasy. He closes his eyes, praying... but when he opens them he sees another approach from the brush, which proceeds to lie down on the other side of him.

Convinced as he is that this is a test of his faith, he determines to return to his Bible reading. As soon as he does so, the two lions pounce upon and devour him.

Moral of the story: Don't read between the "lions."

Hilarious jokes-Mr. Bean at the Drug Store

Posted: 16 Mar 2011 12:01 AM PDT


Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

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EIL Recruitment 2011 | Engineers India Limited | NPCIL Recruitment 2011 | EIL Vacancies for Engineers

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 10:20 PM PDT

Hello visitors here is latest update news related with Engineers India Limited for jobs. Engineers India Limited (A Govt. of India Undertaking)

Visitors can apply for Engineers India Limited online by visiting given below links:



Engineers India Limited is looking for Engineering Graduates at various levels having post-qualification relevant experience of 4 to 18 years in the following sectors


Nuclear / Thermal Power

1. Project Management

2. Technology (Including Balance of Plant)

3. Detailed Engineering (Mechanical / Electrical / Instrumentation)

4. Construction Management

5. Plant Commissioning / Operation


Integrated Water Management (Incl. Solid Waste Management)

1. Project Management

2. Technology

3. Plant Commissioning / Operation


Fertilizer

1. Project Management

2. Process Design

3. Detailed Engineering (Mechanical / Instrumentation)

4. Plant Commissioning / Operation


Last Date for Online Apply : 03.04.2011

Online Apply Starts : 17.03.2011


www.dpspune.com DPS Pune | Delhi Public School Pune Admission | DPS Pune 2011 Admissions

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 10:05 PM PDT



Delhi Public School Pune was the second initiative of Takshila Educational Society. It was established in 2003 and is a collaborative effort with the Delhi Public Schools Society, which is one of the largest chains of CBSE schools in India.



DPS Pune
is affiliated to CBSE, DPS Pune is spread over several acres in Village Mohammadwadi, Nyati Estate, Pune.

How To Apply for Admission to classes Nursery


To know more about DPS Pune visit here At Delhi Public School Pune official link.


Christ University Admissions | Christ University Results | Bangalore Karnataka Christ College

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 09:36 PM PDT

Christ University Results , Christ Junior College online update , Christ University Admissions online apply here , Christ University 2011 Results , Official Website of Christ University , Christ University Bangalore, Karnataka.


Christ University, formerly Christ College, was an Autonomous institution since 2005. Christ College was reaccredited with an A+ by the National Assessment and Accreditation Council (NAAC) for quality education in 2005. It has also been recognized by the University Grants Commission (UGC) as an institution with "Potential for Excellence".

Get online Update on Christ University on given below links.


Admit Cards of Christ College Christ University , Examination Results Christ University Bangalore, Karnataka.

CONTACT:

Christ University, Hosur Road,
Bangalore - 560029,
Karnataka, India
Phone Numbers:
+91 80.4012.9100,
+91.80.4012.9600
Fax:+91.80.40129000
Website: www.christuniversity.in


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