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Pathan At Mobile Shop

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:27 PM PDT

Pathan: Yara mene mobile mai ganay load karwanay hen?

Shopkeeper: Acha card hai?

Pathan: Kaun sa card?
Shopkeeper: Memory card.

Pathan: Nehi yara ye card to nehi ha megar Shanakhati card hai.

Fruit Chat, Chana Chat, Sharbat

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:26 PM PDT

Karachi aur Uske Mazafaat Main.

Pakoray

Samosay

Fruit Chaat

Chana Chaat

Dahi Barray

Aur

Sharbat

Bananay Ka Time Ho Chuka Hai.




Zaban To Andar Karo. :-)

Riddle Text Messages

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:25 PM PDT

What you want to be in your next birth?

My bro/sis
My Friend
My Lover
My Enemy
My Husband/Wife
My b.f/g.f
My Son or Daughter
My relative
Any Other?

Reply With Reason.

Funny Pathan Text Messages

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:24 PM PDT

1 Pathan ne apny sary doston ko SMS bheja:

"Mera Mobile Number change ho gaya hai."

Pehle tha Nokia6610

Ab Hia.

Nokia2626

Please Now send me sms on Nokia 2626.

Question And Answer Text Messages

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:22 PM PDT

Complete this Sentence...

AhMeD
hai to acha magar . . . . . . ?
Reply Must :)

Roza Rakhne Ka Alarm

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:21 PM PDT

Trrrrn
Trrrrrrrrrn
Trrn
Trrrrrrn
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.
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Uth ja nestya Roza rakhn Da ALARM
Bajh reya ey
Uth nestya.

Ramadan Text Messages

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:20 PM PDT

Assalam-o-Alaykum

Aapko aaj meri taraf se iftari
ki dawat hai.
MC-DONALD
.
.
.
.
.
K Pass Wali Masjid main.

Funny Jokes Text Messages

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:19 PM PDT

Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...





Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)

Funny Aftari Text Messages

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 01:18 PM PDT

Koi Ek Din Select Kar Len.

1. Sunday
2. Monday
3. Tuesday
4. Wednesday
5. Thursday
6. Friday
7. Saturday


Aur Us Din Mujhe Aftaari Pe Invite Kar Len. :-)

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Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Super Computer

Posted: 02 Sep 2009 12:04 AM PDT


The Super Computer stood at the end of the Computer Company's production line. At which point the guided tour eventually arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo.
"This", he said, "is the Super Computer. It will give an intelligent answer to any question you may care to ask it".
At which a Clever Guest stepped forward - there is always one - and spoke into the Computer's microphone.
"Where is my father?" he asked.
There was a whirring of wheels and flashing of lights that the manufacturers always use to impress lay people, and then a little card popped out.
On it were printed the words: Fishing off Goa.
Clever Guest laughed.
"Actually", he said, "My father is dead"!
It had been a tricky question! The salesman, carefully chosen for his ability to think fast on his feet, immediately replied that he was sorry the answer was unsatisfactory, but as computers were precise, perhaps he might care to rephrase his question and try again?
Clever Guest thought, went to the Computer and this time said, "Where is my mother's husband?"
Again there was a whirring of wheels and a flashing of lights. And again a little card popped out. Printed on it were the words, "Dead. But your father is still fishing off Goa."

Adult jokes-Terrific smell

Posted: 02 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT


Harry went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, so he asked her to dance.
She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, Harry said, "You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?"
The flattered girl told him it was Channel #5.
Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?"
Honest Harry replied: "Well, I've got a hard on, but I didn't think you could smell it."

Short jokes-Moos

Posted: 02 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT


Why are mooos afraid ?
Because they're all cow words.

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Madras University Distance Education BCA First Year Results

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 11:08 PM PDT

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Madras University result 2009

Madras University results declared Check at: www.unom.ac.in or www.madrasuniversityresults.in

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People of Walmart website PeopleofWalmart.com

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 10:17 PM PDT

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People of Walmart: a collection of all the creatures that grace us ...
creators describe PeopleofWalmart.com:

"People of Walmart was founded in August of 2009 by three friends and roommates after an inspirational trip to WalMart. Let's face it; we all have seen the people who obviously don't have mirrors and/or family and friends to lock them in a basement, and they all seem to congregate at Walmart. It's not everywhere that you can shop for milk at 10 a.m. next to a 400lb mother of 6 wearing a pink tube top, leopard tights, and hooker heels"

Are you offended by the idea of this website?

Is People of Walmart the Best Website Ever?

People of Walmart is possibly the best website in the history of websites.

Teacher's Day Speech Teacher Appreciation Speech Ideas

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 05:54 AM PDT

Teacher Appreciation Speech

Teacher's Day Speech

A true teacher is not someone who just teaches academic lessons to their students. The teacher gives the right advice and also guide them. A teacher helps the students in each and every sphere of life. They are future makers. In this world, none of the achievers has attained a feat without the guidance of a teacher. Teacher's Day look for to acknowledge this very contribution of teachers.

The Indian President A.P.J. ABDUL KALAM address on the eve of Teachers' Day in India, 2003.

Teacher's Day speech should highlight the fact that TEACHERS are equally important as Father & Mother.

We read many reports that parents challenge the behavior of Teachers and do not want Teachers to beat the children.
But Teachers know what is best for the children. Don't Teach the Teacher.
In olden days, once the child was 5 years plus, the child would stay in a gurukul and was taught all necessary subjects, including behavior, compassion, housekeeping, etc.
Now a day, parents are overprotective of their children and the smart children misuse the love and get away. The ultimate loss however is of the child first and the Teacher second.

Thank you O TEACHERS OF INDIA FOR HAVING GIVEN US TRUE VISIONARIES AND NOTARIES - like Aryabhatta , Chanakya , Netaji Subash Bose , Mahatma Gandhi, etc.

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TEACHER APPRECIATION: teacher appreciation idea - Ideas and ...
Teacher Appreciation website with ideas and suggestions for Teachers Day, ... With love that has not speech for need! Beneath their solemn beauty is a


Teacher’s Day SMS Messages teachers day in india

Posted: 01 Sep 2009 05:50 AM PDT

"Teacher's Day" is very near, celebrate every year September 5th, as a "Teacher's Day", In many parts of the world, Teacher's Day is celebrated with great enthusiasm.
Here are 10 Popular Quotations for the teacher's day. Each quotation here reflects on the qualities of a teacher.

Famous Teacher's Day Quotes:

1. "The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence. He inspires self-distrust. He guides their eyes from himself to the spirit that quickens him. He will have no disciple."
- Amos Bronson Alcott

2. "Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition."
- Jacques Barzun

3. "A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others."
-Anonymous

4. "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man how to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."
-Anonymous

5. "A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary."
- Thomas Carruthers

6. "The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires."
- William Arthur Ward

7. "What the teacher is, is more important than what he teaches."
- Karl Menninger

8. "Teaching is leaving a vestige of one self in the development of another. And surely the student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures."
- Eugene P. Bertin

9. "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops."
- Henry Brooks Adams

10. "A gifted teacher is as rare as a gifted doctor, and makes far less money."
- Anonymous

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