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Funny Text Messages

Posted: 25 Sep 2009 01:18 PM PDT

In USA Every Year Edison's Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.

But Here Due To Over Respect,

We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)

Good Morning Text Messages

Posted: 25 Sep 2009 01:17 PM PDT

Once Great Alexendar Saw
A Child Playing With A Lion
He Surrendered His Sword
At The Child's Feet.
Now The Child Has Grown Up
& Wishes You Good morning :-)

Sardar Text Messages

Posted: 25 Sep 2009 01:16 PM PDT

Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di.
Patni:Fir?
Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.
Patni:Lekin wo kaun tha?
Santa:Mera BETA..

Good Night Text Messages

Posted: 25 Sep 2009 01:15 PM PDT

Hi Moon,

My friend is going to sleep.

Tell 2 ur's brother sun to raise

2Morow late becoz my friend wants More relax.

Good Night

Urdu Poetry Text Messages

Posted: 25 Sep 2009 01:15 PM PDT

agar pata hota kh tum aao ge yadon main.

tu hum sanwrte or sajte zaror...

Friendship Text Messages

Posted: 25 Sep 2009 01:14 PM PDT

"Hoti nahi dosti kabhi chehre se"
"Dosti to dil se ki jati hay"
"Soorat unki khud hi pyari lagti hay"
"Kadar jinki dil se ki jati hai.

Funny Text Messages

Posted: 25 Sep 2009 01:13 PM PDT

AAP KITNE B DUKH MEN Q NA HON KOI NAHI DEKHTA.
AP JITNAB RO LOKOI NAHI DEKHTA.
PR
PR
EK'DATE' PE CHALE JAO PURA KHANDAN DEKH LETA HAI.

Sad Text Messages

Posted: 25 Sep 2009 01:13 PM PDT

Dekho Meri Aankhon Mai Khawaab Kis k Hai,
Dekho Mere Dil Mai Toofan Kis k Hai,
Tum Kehte Ho Mere Dil Ke Raste Se Koi Nahi Guzra,
To Phir Yeh Pairon Ke Nishan Kiske Hain..

Poetry Text Messages

Posted: 25 Sep 2009 01:12 PM PDT

Humare Anso Pooch Kar Wo Muskurate Hain
Esi Ada Se Wo Dil Ko Churate Hain
Hath Unka Chu Jaye Humare Chehre Ko
Isi Umeed M Hum khud ko Rulate Hain.

Missing You Text Messages

Posted: 25 Sep 2009 01:11 PM PDT

Hasrate reh jayegi apke bin adhuri,
zindagi na hogi apke bin poori.
Ab aur sahi jaye na ye doori,
Jeene k liye apka saath he bahut zaruri.........

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Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes

Funny jokes-This very moment

Posted: 26 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT


She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'you've got to make love to me this very moment.'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her t-shirt still around her neck.
A little puzzled, I asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

Teacher jokes-Complicated concept

Posted: 26 Sep 2009 12:02 AM PDT


One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted, demanding, "Why do we have to learn all this stuff?"
"To save lives," the professor responded quickly, and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So, how exactly does physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It keeps the idiots out of medical school," replied the professor.

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Current News

Current News

CCS University BCom Results 2009 at www.ccsuniversityresult.org

Posted: 25 Sep 2009 05:30 AM PDT

CH. CHARAN SINGH UNIVERSITY, MEERUT
CCS University Formerly Meerut University declared various degree results for 2009,
University Examination Result - 2008-09 Session updates
Latest Declared (Dt. 19.09.2009)  - B.C.A. -II  Detained Centre -636,806,831, 993

CCS Unversity declares 2009 exam results of various courses
CCS University conducted CCS University BA/Bcom/Bsc/MA/Mcom Exams 2009.
CCS University has Published M.A. (Sanskrit) - II and BCom - III Sem Examination Results 2008-2009.
check results at http://www.ccsuniversityresult.org/

About CCS University -
Chaudhary Charan Singh University (Meerut University) is one of the best university of India.

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