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Bundelkhand University Jhansi, www.bujhansi.org, BU Jhansi Posted: 22 Feb 2011 11:42 PM PST Get The Recent Updates For bujhansi, bundelkhand university jhansi, bu jhansi, kannur university. Bundelkhand University, Jhansi has published the 2011 Examination Course Wise Scheme OR Examination Programme Year 2011 on 22 Feb 2011 at 2PM. www.bujhansi.org is the official website of Bundelkhand University Jhansi, Where Students Can Download This Bundelkhand University Exam Schedule 2011 or Use the following direct ink Scheme 2011 Consolidated : DOWNLOAD Scheme 2011 Course Wise : DOWNLOAD Bundelkhand University, Jhansi came into existence on August 26, 1975, vide Government of Uttar Pradesh Notification No. 10/15-60/74 under the provision of the U.P. Universities Act. FOR FURTHER DETAILS YOU SHOULD VISIT AT www.bujhansi.org THE OFFICIAL WEBSITE OF BUNDELKHAND UNIVERSITY JHANSI All The Best Friends !!!

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Really funny jokes-Hot in Hell Posted: 23 Feb 2011 12:01 AM PST One day, Satan was out for a walk through Hell, making sure things were running smoothly. When he got to the Lake of Fire, he saw a man sitting by the lake, relaxing in a lawn chair, and not sweating or looking uncomfortable at all. Perplexed, Satan approached the man and asked: "Young man, are you not hot or bothered by this heat?" The man replied, "Oh no, not at all. I lived in downtown Toronto and this weather is just like a typical July day in the city." Satan thought that this was not a good sign, so he rushed back to his office and turned up the heat in Hell another 100 degrees. Satisfied with himself, he again returned to the Lake of Fire to check on the young man. When he got there, the man was showing a few beads of sweat, but that was all. Again Satan asked the Torontonian, "Are you hot and uncomfortable yet?" The young man looked up and said, "No, the temperature is just like a hot August day in Toronto. I'm coping it just fine." Satan decided that he had to do something drastic to make this man's stay in Hell unpleasant. He went back to his office, turned the heat all the way down, and then turned up the air conditioning. The temperature in Hell quickly dropped well below zero. As he approached the Lake of Fire, he noticed that it was now frozen over. He also saw the Torontonian jumping up and down wildly, waving his arms and yelling into the air. "This looks promising!" thought Satan. Coming closer, he finally made out what the man was shouting: "The Leafs have won the Stanley Cup! The Leafs have won the Stanley Cup!"

Blonde jokes-Cat won't eat Posted: 23 Feb 2011 12:01 AM PST A blonde woman strode angrily into the large store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction. The clerk asked, "What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?" The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered, "Do you mean to tell me that 'Pussy Treats' are for cats?"

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