Clean jokes-Worry job Posted: 13 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST
A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch. "I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."
"How do you mean?" says the accountant. "I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters."
"OK," says the accountant. "How much are you offering?"
"You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the owner.
"Seventy-five thousand dollars. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?"
"That," says the man, "is your first worry."
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Celebrity jokes-Prince William's chopper Posted: 13 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST
So, Prince William dropped his chopper into Kate Middleton's backyard the other day. I'm sure there's a double entendre there somewhere but I just can't see it. |