Insurance jokes-CEO and Don Posted: 20 May 2011 12:02 AM PDT ![](https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5J-Rjd2jXR2wmR_Xpr-ZLQjcdJ4/geJb61Wmy-Ykxzolq8ALs8Gkmwc/0/pi) ![](https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5J-Rjd2jXR2wmR_Xpr-ZLQjcdJ4/geJb61Wmy-Ykxzolq8ALs8Gkmwc/1/pi)
Q : What's the difference between an insurance company CEO and the mafia don?
A : The insurance company CEO can tell you how many people will die this year. The mafia don can tell you the names of all of them. ![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vFRjuwV6tC2mqJmVMCiccdVwdIdptEeKoRDrH9T4CCSmewgrMhjvcU0JGqPhtM0W3ke4HNiBY2cQT3HbtMS2jypjNtxSh6AtUyB-arwXiM2FaykLKnliR1Mdev8-VM5OGhT91_bEuO-fQMojLE5BKbUtW9Lj8vts-SC2KXSkAMvsVwnJZM=s0-d) |
Funny jokes-Look in the pocket Posted: 20 May 2011 12:01 AM PDT ![](https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5J-Rjd2jXR2wmR_Xpr-ZLQjcdJ4/4NNSjshVN-3qpXOitMP-oFQUkbQ/0/pi) ![](https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5J-Rjd2jXR2wmR_Xpr-ZLQjcdJ4/4NNSjshVN-3qpXOitMP-oFQUkbQ/1/pi)
A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, gulps it down, looks in his pocket then orders another one.
He gulps that one down, looks in his pocket again, then orders another one.
He does this about 7 or 8 more times when the bartender finally asks, Every time you finish a drink you look in your pocket. What's in your pocket?
The man replies, Oh... I have a picture of my wife in there. I drink until she looks good, then I go home.
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