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Revised IIT Pay Scales as per Sixth Pay Commission
Revised IIT Pay Scales as per Sixth Pay Commission Posted: 07 Aug 2009 05:24 AM PDT The Union Cabinet on Thursday approved the revision of pay scales of faculty, design, scientific and other academic staff of the centrally funded institutions including IITs and IIMs with retrospective effect from January 1, 2006. With the Cabinet approval, the revised pay scales as recommended by the Prof Goverdhan Mehta Committee will come into effect putting the Directors of IITs and IIMs at the Rs 80,000 basic salary slab, just under the Secretary level. reports The new pay scales for IIT/IISc based on the sixth pay commission were proposed by the committee headed by the former director of IISc, PAY COMMISSION · IIT/IIM Pay Hike Approved by Cabinet. ... The revision of pay scales of faculty, design and scientific staff and other academic staff of the over 50 centrally funded institutions were approved by the Union Cabinet, chaired by Prime Minister Manmohan Singh. The government had earlier set up a committee under the chairmanship of Prof Govardhan Mehta to recommend revised pay scale for faculty of centrally funded technical institutions. Source : PTI IIT Pay Scales as per sixth Pay Commission
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Faithful husbands
Three guys die and go to heaven. The first guy goes up to St. Peter, who says, "In all the years you were married, were you ever unfaithful to your wife?" The guy thinks a moment then says, "No. No. I was always faithful to her through 55 years of marriage." St. Peter scratches something down in a big book, then he says to the guy, "OK, mister, you can have that Rolls Royce over there to drive around here." Now second guy goes up to St. Peter. He asks him, "In all the years you were married, were you ever unfaithful to your wife?" This second guy takes a moment. He hems and haws a few minutes, then he says, "Well, I did flirt a little, and there was that one night with Julia. But other than that I tried to remain faithful to my wife through 40 years of marriage. I guess I just wasn't perfect, huh?" St. Peter scratches something in his book and says, "Don't worry about it. You can have that motorbike over there to get around." Third guy too gets the same question. The guy blushes a bit. "C'mon," he says. "You know I wasn't the best of husbands. I cheated on my wife three times, and then I was a terrible flirt." "I know, I know," says St. Peter without looking up from his Big Book. He scratches something down in that book then says, "Don't worry about it. We'll let you have that bicycle over there." A few weeks later, guys no. 2 and no. 3 were driving along when they see Rolls Royce parked outside of a bar. They stop and go inside and find guy no.1 with empty bottles all around him, his face down in his hands on the table. Guy no. 2 asks him, "What could possibly be wrong, you got to heaven, you're driving a Rolls Royce, and everything's great." "I saw my wife today", he replied. Guy no. 3 says, "That's great! So, what's the problem?" He answers, "She was on roller skates!" |
Two hunters are out in the wild hunting, when out of nowhere, one of the hunters falls to the ground. The other hunter checks if he's breathing, but there's no sign of life, so he calls 911: "Please! Help me! I think my friend is dead!" The operator says: "ok, ok, calm down, first, make sure if he's dead". After a short moment of silence, a gunshot is heard, then the frantic hunter says: "ok, now what?!" |