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| ANU Degree I & II Results 2010, Acharya Nagarjuna University Result At www.nagarjunauniversity.ac.in Posted: 10 Sep 2010 11:02 PM PDT Acharya Nagarjuna University (ANU), Andhra Pradesh Has Declared The Degree I & II Year Supplementary Examination Results 2010 on 11-sep-2010 At 9:00 AM. This ANU Result 2010 Should Be Checked At www.nagarjunauniversity.ac.in Official Website Of (ANU) Acharya Nagarjuna University.  To Reduce Your Search Time We Have Given Here Direct Link For ANU Degree I & II Results 2010. You Just need To Enter Your Enter Hall Ticket NumberStudent Can Also Receive Their Acharya Nagarjuna University Result 2010 Through SMS, Follow This Procedure. Degree I & II Year Supplementary Examination 2010 SMS - Result[space]ANU[space]Hall Ticket Number to 56263 Example: RESULT ANU 123456 - Send it to 56263 Acharya Nagarjuna, the profounder of the Madhyamika Buddhism is one of the greatest philosophers India has ever produced. The Buddhists of China, Japan and Tibet rever him to be the Second Buddha, who once again set in the motion the wheel of Dharma. Log On To www.nagarjunauniversity.ac.in Official Website Of (ANU) Acharya Nagarjuna University For Further Detail. WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST FRIENDS !!! 
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| Adult elephant jokes | Lady elephant Posted: 11 Sep 2010 12:28 AM PDT
So this lady elephant is walking along the forest, when she gets a sliver in her foot. It`s really quite painful, so when she sees this bunny rabbit on the forest floor, she asks him to pull the sliver out. The rabbit says, "Okay, but if I do this favour for you, you have to promise to do a favour for me." "All right," says the elephant, "what?" "Well you see," says the rabbit, "I haven`t gotten my rocks off in a long time. I've had no action at all, and I thought that you might help me." The elephant is a little shocked, but she wants that sliver out, so she agrees. So the rabbit pulls the sliver out and says, "Okay, get ready," and jumps up there and starts going to town with the elephant. This monkey in a tree nearby sees this little bunny rabbit going at with the elephant, and he starts jumping up and down and laughing in the tree. He jumps so hard that a coconut falls out of the tree and hits the elephant on the head. The elephant says, "Ouch!" And the rabbit says, "That`s right b**ch, take it all!"   |
| Posted: 11 Sep 2010 12:02 AM PDT
Two Moose hunters, Wally and Jeff, from New Mexico, fly to a remote area in Alberta, Canada. They have a fabulous hunting expedition and both manage to shoot a large moose. When the plane returns to pick them up, Ronnie, the pilot looks at the animals and says, 'This little plane won't lift all of us, the equipment, and both of those animals. You'll have to leave one. We'd never make it over the trees on the take off.' 'That's gobbled-gook and nonsense!' explodes an angry Wally. Yep,' agrees Jeff, 'you're just a cowardly custard. We came out here last year and got two moose and that pilot had some guts. He wasn't afraid to take off!' 'Mmmm,' adds Wally, 'and his plane wasn't any bigger than yours, Ronnie.' Ronnie becomes cross, as well, and snaps, 'Dang me, if he did it, then I can do it! I can fly as well as anybody' Wally and Jeff load up the plane; they taxi at full throttle and the plane almost makes it, but doesn't have the lift to clear the trees at the end of the lake. It touches the tree tops, flips, and breaks up. Everything scatters; the baggage, animal carcasses, and passengers. Still alive, but dazed, Ronnie pilot sits up, shakes his head to clear it, and mumbles, 'Where are we?' Wally appears dishevelled from behind a shrub, looks around and replies, 'Oh.....I'd say ... about a hundred metres further than last year.'   |
| Kids jokes-Can my Momma get pregnant? Posted: 11 Sep 2010 12:01 AM PDT
The teacher asks, "How old is your mother?" Suzy says " Forty." T he teacher says, "Yes, Your mother could get pregnant." Suzy asks, "Can my big sister get pregnant?" The teacher asks, "How old is your sister?" Suzy answers "Nineteen." The teacher says "Oh my yes, your sister certainly could get pregnant." Suzy asks, "Can I get pregnant?" The teacher asks, "How old are you?" Suzy says, "I'm seven years old." The teacher says, "No, you can't get pregnant." Little Johnny gives her a poke and says "See, I told you we had nothing to worry about."   |
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