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The Ravishing Kingfisher Girls of 2009

Posted: 14 Dec 2009 07:32 AM PST

Well guys, with the year dawning towards the end, here we present the most striking faces of Kingfisher for the year 2009. Thanks to Vijay Mallya and his choice of lovely girls across the nation.













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Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes


Blonde jokes-Cheap cruise travel

Posted: 14 Dec 2009 12:05 AM PST


A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!"
So she goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.
Somehow drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks,
"Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?"
The second blonde replies,"They didn't last year...."

Short funny jokes-Defining Ex

Posted: 14 Dec 2009 12:04 AM PST


Jill: Do you define an "ex" as "someone you married"?
Mary: Heavens no! An "ex" is "anyone who spent the night more than once and whose name I can remember."

Really funny jokes-Black baby

Posted: 14 Dec 2009 12:03 AM PST


Ole was pacing the expectant Father's waiting room, waiting for news on Lena and the baby. The doc came out and told Ole he had a son and all was well. In fact, he could see his son through the nursery window if he liked.
Ole went to the window and asked to see the Thompson baby.
The nurse looked surprised and asked if he was sure he wanted to see the baby before seeing Lena.
"Someting wrong wit the baby?" he asked.
"No, the baby is fine."
"Vel bring him over so I can see him."
The nurse did so, and lo and behold, she held up the cutest little black baby you ever saw.
Upon seeing him, Ole got a big grin on his face and said, "Oh, dat Lena, she burns everything!"

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jntu kakinada jntu anantapur Updates

Posted: 13 Dec 2009 08:17 AM PST


A University stands for humanism, for tolerance,
for reason, for progress,
for the adventure of ideas and for the search for the truth.

JNTU:
Jawaharlal Nehru Technological University Kakinada(JNTU) has published the result for B.Tech 1st year 2nd semester.

jntu college of engineering kakinada

JNTU (JAWAHARLAL NEHRU TECHNOLOGICAL UNIVERSITY KAKINADA) was setup on 2 October 1972 by an act of State Legislature.

In Andhra Pradesh JNTU has campuses in Kakinada(JNTU College of Engineering, Kakinada) and Anantapur(JNTU College of Engineering, Anantapur). JNTU offers U.G., Masters and Doctorate level of degree in various field.
Jntu has a specific Business School for MBA Program.

History
The Department of Computer Science and Engineering, JNTU College of Engineering, Kakinada was established in the year 1990. The PGDCA Program was initiated in the year 1987 - 1988 and was the first Computer Oriented course to be offered. This course was initially started in the ECE Department. In the year 1989 - 1990, B.Tech. Program in Computer Science and Engineering was started and was the second computer-related program, which was also offered from the ECE Department for that year only. Later, after the establishment of CSE Department seperately in 1990, it continued to offer the above-mentioned two courses. From 1996, M.C.A. program was started, from 2000-2001 M.Tech. (Daytime) and from 2001-2002, M.Tech.(Part-time) programs were started.

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jmet 2010 analysis jmet 2010 answer key

Posted: 13 Dec 2009 07:06 AM PST

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Today on 13th December 2009 - Joint Management Entrance Test 2010 - JMET 2010 was held. After appearing for the exam, now students are busy searching for JMET 2010, JMET 2010 Cutoffs, JMET 2010 Answer Key,
Joint Management Entrance Test (JMET) is the test for admission to the two year full time Postgraduate Degree Programmes in Management offered by the IITs. Currently IIT Bombay, IIT Delhi, IIT Kanpur, IIT Kharagpur, IIT Madras, and IIT Roorkee offer Programmes in Management. The results of JMET provide a basis to each participating Institute to shortlist potential candidates for conducting its own selection process such as Group Discussion/Interview etc.

how to apply

Question Paper Pattern


General Instructions
Calculators, electronic diaries, cell phones and similar electronic gadgets will not be allowed in the examination hall.

The test begins with the distribution of the Test Booklets. When you get the Test Booklet, make sure that the Booklet is in sealed condition. If the seal is found broken or tampered with, please bring this matter immediately to the notice of the invigilator.

Do not break the seal of the Test Booklet till you are told to do so.

Without breaking the seal, take out the Objective Response Sheet (ORS) from the Test Booklet and verify that it has the same code printed on it in large letters as on the cover of the Test Booklet. If the two codes do not match, or the Test Booklet does not contain the ORS, the Test Booklet must be exchanged immediately with a new sealed Test Booklet. The candidate must not mark the answers on an ORS having a code different from the code printed on the Test Booklet

Fill in all the information required on the right hand side of the ORS and sign where indicated using ballpoint pen. Use HB pencil for darkening the bubbles corresponding to your Registration Number on the ORS. Use extreme caution in filling the appropriate bubbles. Information on the right half of the ORS should be written using ballpoint pen wherever indicated. No distinctive mark of any sort is to be put anywhere on the ORS.

Open the seal of the Test Booklet only after been instructed to do so by the invigilator. Each section contains several questions. You should read the directions for each section of the test carefully.

The left hand side of the ORS must be filled in with HB pencil only. The answers to the questions are to be marked by darkening the bubbles corresponding to the letters A, B, C or D. A soft eraser should be used for erasing any darkened bubble if required.

Nothing should be written either in ink or in pencil, in the space used for printing the Barcode on the ORS. If the candidate tampers with the Barcode, he/she will be disqualified.

All the rough work should be done only on the blank pages/regions of the Test Booklet. No extra papers will be provided.

Once the test starts, you will not be allowed to leave the examination hall for any reason until the test is over and all other formalities are completed.

You should remain seated after completing the test. The invigilator will collect the ORS. You will be allowed to leave the hall only after the ORS, from all the candidates, in your hall have been collected and accounted for.

The JMET 2010 Test will be held on December 13, 2009 from 10 am to 1.00 pm.

The online applications started on Monday, Sept 7, 2009. Last date for online application is Friday, October 9, 2009.

The results for the JMET 2010 will be declared on January 4, 2010 at 10 am at GATE offices.


Candidates found violating the instructions of the Test / Invigilator, will be disqualified. Any candidate giving assistance or seeking / receiving help from any source in answering questions or copying in any manner in the test will forfeit his/ her chance of being considered for admission.
JMET is only a qualifying examination. Candidates have to apply separately to the Institutes of their choice. They are also advised to look up the details provided in the online e-brochure about the programmes available in the participating Institutes. There is no limit to the number of programmes a candidate can apply to, so long as he or she meets the eligibility criteria.

The results of JMET provide a basis to each participating Institute to shortlist potential candidates for conducting its own selection process like, Group Discussion/Interview etc. However, calling the candidates for such later process of selection is the prerogative of the admitting Institute. JMET qualified candidates may contact the management departments/schools of the concerned institutes for additional information, if any. It may be noted that the GATE/JMET offices will not respond to queries on the admission procedure.

Candidates should note that the final selection would depend on their performance in each of the components of the selection process.


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