Funny jokes-Baby powder Posted: 06 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT ![](https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5J-Rjd2jXR2wmR_Xpr-ZLQjcdJ4/_UnElIS2VQ2vEWSHgBQmYMdtBFI/0/pi) ![](https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5J-Rjd2jXR2wmR_Xpr-ZLQjcdJ4/_UnElIS2VQ2vEWSHgBQmYMdtBFI/1/pi)
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!" His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unnoticed. The next morning the husband took a pair of his underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "Maria!," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put baby powder in my underwear?" She replied with a giggle..."It's not baby powder...... It's 'Miracle Grow'!" ![](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_vChUWvGO4yRhwBDsvxt4avcuh4FVOUfqxQjYSI7IK60nOtLXg_l6pBVXe156Y9w7hot5eZK-jhMqnlt79nmGeMeZvd77Af5f4Y4fkUSNnRBSk9xt3uXiYRLxm_W0Z-SIX-jKswWuQb-izWiw8MccIpA282m6KvvUe7k723kpsefN5w2q-_=s0-d) |
Adult jokes-Irish logic Posted: 06 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT ![](https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5J-Rjd2jXR2wmR_Xpr-ZLQjcdJ4/BafT_cnA5GMxF_AokFpQm_EaCrU/0/pi) ![](https://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/5J-Rjd2jXR2wmR_Xpr-ZLQjcdJ4/BafT_cnA5GMxF_AokFpQm_EaCrU/1/pi)
A TV INTERVIEW WHICH WAS NEVER AIRED IN IRELAND ....
You know there are so many TV channels, each starved for new programs. In a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter seeking the main cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who may have some theories on the matter....
The interview was as follows: .....
*The lady reporter*: "I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease.. Can you offer any reason for this disease ? "
*The farmer* stared at the reporter and said: .............. "Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year ? "
*Reporter* (obviously embarrassed): "Well, sir, that's a new piece of information…but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?"
*Farmer*: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day ? "
*Reporter*: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point ? "
*Farmer*: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day.... and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad ? "
The program was never aired…..
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