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| Bharat Bandh On 7th September | Latest News Bharat Bandh | Online News Bharat Bandh 7.9.2010 Posted: 05 Sep 2010 11:56 PM PDT Bharat Bandh On 7th September !!! Bharat bandh Have Been Declared On September 7 By The trade union wings of the major parties, including the Congress. This Bharat bandh Have Been Declared Against Rise In Price Of Daily Commodities.  A 24-hour bandh would be organised all over the country. Emegency services will be kept out of Bharat bandh on 7 September. Most interesting feature of this bandh is that Congress affiliated INTUC would would participate in the 7 September Bharat Bandh.Leaders would declare at the end that 7 September Bharat bandh is successful. Here is a question regarding the meaning of bandh successful. Does it mean that normal life was totally paralysed or the issues of bandh are solved? Most of the citizens of India consider bandh as an useless weapon, still there should be some issues on which bandh is organized. Main issues on 7 September bharat bandh1. Government's wrong economic policies. 2. Disinvestment in the PSUs 3. Unkept promise of a welfare scheme for the unorganized sector. All these points could have been discussed in parliament. Last Bharat Bandh was on July 5 – Monday. Normally all parties call bandh normally on Monday. This is an exception this time that the bandh is on Tuesday. 
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| SMUDE | Sikkim Manipal University | SMU Result July 2010 Posted: 05 Sep 2010 09:55 PM PDT SMUDE Result 2010 : Sikkim Manipal University Directorate of Distance Education Has Recently Announced Their JULY 2010 Examination Results. This SMU Result July 2010 Is Available At Official Website Of University : http://www.smude.edu.in  Student Can Also Check Their smude results 2010 Or sikkim manipal university result Directly From Here, You Just Need To Enter Your Registration Number. Sikkim Manipal University July Results 2010 smude results, sikkim manipal university, smu de, smu login, smu student login, sikkim manipal university result, smu university, sikkim manipal, smu, smu login, smu result, smu results, smu result july 2010, smu result 2010, smu student login, smu Sikkim Manipal University Also Announced smu result 2010 At Following Websites. Just Select & Paste It To Your Address Bar.
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| Posted: 06 Sep 2010 12:08 AM PDT
The doc told him that masturba*ting before sex often helped men last longer the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it," He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted. "Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes"   |
| Hilarious jokes-Crucial letter Posted: 06 Sep 2010 12:02 AM PDT
An English public school was forced to raise its fees. The headmaster, Mr Jackson decided that the best way to raise the extra money was to institute an across the board 6% increase per annum. Unfortunately, when his secretary typed the letter, she missed out a crucial 'n' in the last word, consequently, the letter read thus: Dear Mr Elsworth Due to increased costs, I have decided reluctantly to raise the school fees by 7% per anum. Yours sincerely, J.B. Jackson (Headmaster) The following month, one concerned parent replied by saying: Dear Headmaster I regret your increase in fees, but I would like to continue paying through the nose as before. Yours sincerely W.K Elsworth   |
| Clean jokes-Walk out during sermon Posted: 06 Sep 2010 12:01 AM PDT
'I hope you didn't take it personally, Father, 'an embarrassed woman said after a church service, 'when my husband walked out during your sermon.' 'I did find it rather disconcerting,' the vicar replied. 'It's not a reflection on you, Father' insisted the church goer. 'Christopher has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child.'   |
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