| Really funny jokes-Fishing at special pond Posted: 19 Sep 2009 12:04 AM PDT 
A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell, and hot on his heels came the Game Warden
After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the Game Warden finally caught up to him... "Lets see yer fishin' license, Boy!!" the Warden gasped. With that, the fella pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing license.
"Well, son," said the Game Warden, "you must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"
"Yes, sir," replied the young feller, "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one..." |
| Short funny jokes-Ink Posted: 19 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT 
Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink?" Because it was always running out of the pen. |
| Adult jokes-German POW camp Posted: 19 Sep 2009 12:01 AM PDT 
There were these three prisoners in a German POW camp, and they were Australian, American, and Irish.
The commandant was a real mean prick and he was going to shoot his three captives unless their combined dick length was in excess of 20 inches.
So the three POWs have their cocks measured and it turned out their combined dick length was 20 inches exactly, so they were spared.
Later on the three were talking, and the Australian said "Well if it wasn't for my 10 inch dick we'd all be dead."
The American says "Na, if it wasn't for my 8 inch dick then we'd all be dead."
Then the Irishman says "If I didn't have a hard on, we'd all be dead." |
