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• Punjab National Bank 2009 Recruitment results at www.pnbindia.in
• JMET 2010 Apply Online JMET Results JMET Question Paper Pattern
• www.smude.edu.in Sikkim Manipal University Result smu dde Results 2009
• www.bsnl.co.in BSNL Recruitment 2009 BSNL Management Trainee (MT) Jobs
• apeamcet.nic.in AP EAMCET 2009 Seat Allotment Details

Punjab National Bank 2009 Recruitment results at www.pnbindia.in Posted: 07 Sep 2009 12:57 AM PDT Punjab National Bank 2009 Recruitment results Updates Punjab National Bank (PNB) Recruitment Application Updates. PNB Recruitment information is available here. National Bank (PNB), a leading public sector bank of India invites online applications from Indian Citizens for the 738 posts of Management Trainees in JMG-I to report on September 22 at 10.00 am. The successful students will have to report at Punjab National Bank, Regional Staff College, Phone no 022-27570226, 27576924. The list of successful candidates have been published at Joining Schedule for Finally Selected Candidates For The Post of Management Trainees in JMGS-I source Recruitment - Welcome to Punjab National Bank - the name you can ... PNB Invites Applications for the Post of Management Trainee,Specialist Officers and Clerks. For Joining Formalities : Click Here ... www.pnbindia.in

JMET 2010 Apply Online JMET Results JMET Question Paper Pattern Posted: 07 Sep 2009 12:42 AM PDT JMET 2010 Online submission of application can be done by accessing the website of any of the IITs or IISc, Joint Management Entrance Test JMET 2010,JMET 2009-2010 Entrance Exam Dates Application Forms Eligibility,JMET Results 2010 JMET Admission Notice,JMET 2010 Result JMET,JMET  The test will be held in 37 centers for the MBA institutes of IISc Bangalore, IIT Bombay, IIT Delhi, IIT Guwahati, IIT Kanpur, IIT Kharagpur, IIT Madras and IIT Roorkee. JMET 2010 apply Online websites list www.gate.iisc.ernet.in www.iitb.ac.in/gate www.iitd.ac.in www.iitg.ernet.in/gate/jmet www.iitk.ac.in/gate www.gate.iitkgp.ac.in/jmet www.gate.iitm.ac.in www.iitr.ac.in.jmet ONLINE APPLICATION/REGISTRATION from IISC The commencement of online application form submission is from Monday, September 7, 2009. The last date for online form submission is Friday, October 9, 2009 JMET is the entrance exam for the two-year full-time postgraduate programs in management at the Indian Institutes of Techonologies (IITs) namely Bombay, Delhi, Kanpur, Kharagpur, Madras and Roorkee for the academic year 2010-2011. The JMET exam will be held on Sunday, December 13, 2009 The results of JMET provide a basis to each participating Institute to shortlist potential candidates for conducting its own selection process like, Group Discussion/Interview etc. JMET Question Paper Pattern The question paper will consist of only objective type questions. Candidates have to mark the correct choice by darkening the appropriate bubble against each question on an Objective Response Sheet (ORS). There will be negative marking for wrong answers. The deduction for each wrong answer will be 25% of the allotted marks. source http://gateonline.iisc.ernet.in/jmet_web_2010/question_paper/question_paper.html

www.smude.edu.in Sikkim Manipal University Result smu dde Results 2009 Posted: 07 Sep 2009 12:29 AM PDT SMU result or Sikkim Manipal University results are announced. The sikkim manipal university result for B.Sc., M. Sc., BCA and other Distance Education Courses. July 2009 Examination Result Links www.smude.edu.in/SMUDEResult/ dde.smuhmts.edu/SMUDEResult/ www.manipalgroup.com/SMUDEResult/ www.manipal.edu/SMUDEResult/ source :Sikkim Manipal University- Directorate of Distance Education The SMU DDE was established in 2001 by the Sikkim Manipal University of ... for announcement of July 2009 examination result will be 7th September 2009. ... sikkim manipal university results, smu result, smu results, smu, smu dde sikkim manipal university results, sikkim manipal university result, sikkim manipal university results march 2009, smu, smu distace education results 2009, smu distance education, smu

www.bsnl.co.in BSNL Recruitment 2009 BSNL Management Trainee (MT) Jobs Posted: 07 Sep 2009 12:22 AM PDT Recruitment of Management Trainee (MT) in BSNL  Bharat Sanchar Nigam Limited (BSNL) (A Government of India Enterprise) invites application for recruitment of management trainees (MTs). BSNL is looking for  about 300 Management Trainee (MT). The selection will be done through competitive examination which will be held on All India Basis. Pay scale for BSNL MT : Rs. 24900-50500 (IDA) Educational qualification for BSNL MT : Bachelor of Engineering/ Bachelor of Technology degree or equivalent Engineering Degree with minimum 60% marks (55% for SC/ST) in any of the following disciplines – (i) Telecommunications (ii) Electronics (iii) Computer/IT (iv) Electrical plus to years regular full time MBA for Telecom Operations and CA/ICWa/CS for Telecom Finance. BSNL MT Selection process: includes written Examination, Group Discussion, and Structured Interview. How to apply for BSNL MT job : Application Fee is Rs 1500/- in the form of demand draft/ pay order drawn in favour of Senior Accounts Officer/Accounts Officer payable at the respective stations of telecom circle. No Fee payable by SC/ST/PH. BSNL MT job Last Date : October 14, 2009 Recruitment of Management Trainee (MT) in BSNL check out details at http://www.bsnl.co.in/company/job.htm Submission of Application : Application in prescribed format in an envelope be marked "Application for the post of MTs (External Candidate) in BSBL" in bold letters on top of it and should be send to the respective DGM in the respective CGM of the Circle concern where a candidate want to apply.

apeamcet.nic.in AP EAMCET 2009 Seat Allotment Details Posted: 06 Sep 2009 11:32 PM PDT EAMCET 2009 Seat Allotments Released on 6th September 2009. Check out details and download allotment statement order from the website http://apeamcet.nic.in/default.asp All the candidates log onto the apeamcet website, enter their hall-ticket number, registration number, date of birth and password after which the allotment order would be displayed. Some details about EAMCET 2009 Second Phase Counselling: After paying the fee at any branch of Indian Bank or Andhra Bank in the State, candidates have to report to the allotted college before 11th September 2009. Those who have secured seats can also attend the second phase of counselling along with candidates who failed to get a seat in the first phase. 2009 Andhra Pradesh EAMCET, 2009 EAMCET Seat Allotment, Andhra Pradesh EAMCET, Andhra Pradesh EAMCET 2009, AP EAMCET, AP EAMCET 2009, AP EAMCET 2009 Seat Allotment, apeamcet.nic.in, EAMCET 2009, EAMCET 2009 Seat Allotment, EAMCET Seat Allotment, EAMCET Seat Allotment 2009

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Really Funny Jokes

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• Adult jokes-Yard Sale
• Really funny jokes-Scuba diving
• Jokes funny-Door to door

Adult jokes-Yard Sale Posted: 07 Sep 2009 12:04 AM PDT One day while passing a nursing home I noticed six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual but I continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies laying on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are six ladies laying naked on your front lawn?" "Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale!"

Really funny jokes-Scuba diving Posted: 07 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT I was talking on the phone with my son, who was stationed in Hawaii with the Air Force. He was explaining how the troops were learning to scuba-dive. "We used the buddy system," he said, "and occasionally dived into shark-infested waters." Listening on the extension, my daughter asked, "What do you do if you see a shark?" My son said, "Swim faster than my buddy."

Jokes funny-Door to door Posted: 07 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT Two church members were going door to door. They knocked on the door of a woman who clearly was not happy to see them. She told them in no uncertain terms she did not want to hear their message and then slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, the door did not close. In fact, it bounced back open. Seeing the two church members at the door frustrated her. She stormed back to the door and flung it shut. But the door still didn't close. Furious, she grabbed the door with two hands and shoved it as hard as she could. But again, the door wouldn't shut. Convinced one of these rude church members was sticking a foot in the door, she reared back to give the door a slam that would really teach them a lesson. Just then, one of the church members said, "Ma'am, before you do that again, you might want to move your cat."

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