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Urdu SMS, Urdu Joke SMS Posted: 15 Apr 2011 07:41 AM PDT Shauhar : Shadi Ke Pehle Tum Kya Kartain Thin... Biwi: Bartan, Jhadu, Khana, Pakana, Zameen Pochne Ka kaam Karti thi. Shauhar: Tab tu tumhe ye Tabdili ab Achi lagti Hogi. Biwi : Khak Achi Lagti hain... Ab tu Ye sab kaam bhi Karne Padte hain aur Pagar Bhi Nahi Milti....

Urdu SMS, Urdu Joke SMS Posted: 15 Apr 2011 07:36 AM PDT Urdu SMS, Urdu Joke SMS Ik Lady ne 10 Saal ke Ladke ko Cigarette Peetey Dekh kar Reh Na Saki, Aur Ladke se Kaha: "Kia Tumary Ammi Abba ko Pata hai k Tum Cigarette Peety ho?" Ladka (Mun se Dhuwan Chhorte huye Bade Aram se Bola): "Aunty!" "Kya Aapke Miyan Ko Maloom hai Ki Aap Kisi Ger Mard Se Baat Kar Rahi Hain.

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Sms Heart

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Really Funny Jokes

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Funny jokes-Some good put downs Posted: 15 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT Some good put-downs...ya' never know when you'll need one! *Are your parents cousins? *Your teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter. *Nice face...what are you going to do when the baboon wants his a*s back? *Oh my God, look at you! Anyone else hurt in the accident? *What other problems do you have besides being unemployed, a moron and a dork? *Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

One line jokes-Bicycle Posted: 15 Apr 2011 12:01 AM PDT A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

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