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Posted: 21 Sep 2010 01:19 AM PDT


HPCL Recruitment for Engineering and Human resources | HPCL Vacancies 2010 | HPCL Recruitment 2010 | HPCL Jobs

Hindustan Petroleum Corporation Limited is inviting application from eligible candidates . Hindustan Petroleum (HPCL) recruitment 2010, apply online.

Toady on 21st of September 2010 online application forms are invited by Hindustan Petroleum Corporation Limited for Recruitment 2010 of Officers trainees (Engineering and Human resources) and Information System Officers.

All the interested candidates can apply online ,they can also view the official advertisement published by Hindustan Petroleum Corporation Limited (HPCL).

This is the Latest and today's Hot news for Unemployment.The HPCL oil Company of Govt.of India recruiting the various types of fields.

HPCL Hindustan Petroleum Corporation Limited , oil company of the Government of India is recruiting in the field of Engineering disciplines, Fire and safety, Human resources, system officers etc.

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Uttarakhand News | Heavy Floods in Uttarakhand | Uttarakhand Flood 2010 Uttarakhand

Posted: 20 Sep 2010 05:29 AM PDT

Floods in Uttarakhand |60 people dead Due to Flood in Uttarakhand |



Due to heavy Rains Flood Situation in the state of Uttarakhand.Water level rising hour by hour.Uttarakhand Government has alerted the authorities in the wake of heavy rains and rising water level.
Sushma Swaraj and Prime Minister Manmohan Singh Discussing the matter of Uttarakhand on Sep 19 ,Sushma demanded that the centre should take immediate action to to help the state government in dealing with the emergency.

BJP leaders L K Advani and Sushma Swaraj on Sunday spoke to Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and Home Minister P Chidambaram about the flood situation in the BJP-ruled state of Uttarakhand.

According to the source Advani asked Chidambaram to keep disaster management authorities on alert and provide all possible assistance to the state;

At least 60 people were feared dead and scores injured in rain related incidents in different districts of the state.

However, she received assurance from the PM that he had asked cabinet secretary, KM Chandrasekhar to look into the matter.


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Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes

Adult jokes | Bike

Posted: 21 Sep 2010 12:41 AM PDT


A bloke wins the lottery and decides to buy himself a Harley Davidson, he goes down to his local bike shop and after purchasing a top of the range bike, the owner of the shop tells him to coat the bike in Vaseline every time it looks like raining. That night he goes and picks his girlfriend up on his new toy and heads over to her parents house for the first time. As they arrive there, she explains to him that whenever they have dinner, don't talk. "If you talk," she tells him, "you have to do the pots." The man is astounded as he walks into the house as it is a complete mess. Anyway, the family all sit down for dinner not saying a word. The man decides to take advantage of the situation by groping his girlfriend's ti*ts, yet there is not a sound from anyone. So he decides to shag his bird on the table, and still there is not a word. He then proceeds to do his girlfriend's mum over the table, but still, amazingly, there's not a word from anyone. Just at that moment he notices the rain on the kitchen window and remembers his precious motorbike, so he reaches into his pocket and flops the Vaseline out. At which point his girlfriend's dad leaps up and shouts, "Okay! Okay! I'll do the f**king pots!"

Good jokes-You Know You're Getting Older (Part 4)

Posted: 21 Sep 2010 12:02 AM PDT


- You light the candles on your birthday cake, and a group of campers form a circle and start singing "Kumbaya."
- Someone compliments you on your layered look.... and you're wearing a bikini.
- You start video taping daytime game shows.
- You wonder why you waited so long to take up macramé.
- At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
- Your new easy chair has more options than your car.
- Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
- It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.

Office jokes-Unintentional yet funny

Posted: 21 Sep 2010 12:01 AM PDT


Unintentional yet funny gaffs from real job application forms

1. "I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant."

2. "Personal interests: donating blood. Fourteen gallons so far."

3. "As indicted, I have over five years of analyzing investments."

4. "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store."

5. "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as 'job-hopping'. I have never quit a job."

6. "Marital status: often. Children: various."

7. "Reason for leaving last job: They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 am every morning. I couldn't work under those conditions."

8. "The company made me a scapegoat, just like my three previous employers.

9. "Finished eighth in my class of ten."

10. "References: none. I've left a path of destruction behind me."

One liner jokes - Automobile ad

Posted: 20 Sep 2010 05:53 AM PDT


Automobile Service advertisement as appeared in news paper.

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.

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