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Smile Text Messages Once a man asked a Fallen Rose "Don't you get hurt when you are plucked?" The rose replied "No ! I forget my pain thinking that I'm the reason 4 someone's Smile. |
Sweet Poem For You A Sweet Poem For You: Eat with butter, Cut with cutter, When you forget me, You will definitely, Fall In Gutter... Dharaam... |
Silly Quotes Text Messages To Be Great Is To Be Misunderstood ... And I m Always Misunderstood Therefore I m Great ... :-) ~Attitude Personified~ |
Funny English Text Messages A Woman met a Man Walking along the Streets Wearing only one shoe. She asked: "Just Lost A Shoe?" He answered: "Nope, Just Found One" :-) |
Breaking News BREAKING NEWS: Mere MobiLe Maie KhudKash Bomb Blast hua hai. 22 SMS Mokey pe Jaan Bahak 21 Shadeed Zakhmi 30 SMS La Pata Or.. 8 SMS ne Inbox Mai Dam Torr Dia. |
Maah E Ramazan Rehmat aur Barkat ka aaya "MEHMAN" Naimat aur Maghfirat ka mile ga "INAAM" Kar lo tayyari ISTAQBAL ki Aa raha hy pyara "MAAH-E-RAMAZAN" |
Acha Yar Good Bye Ta Ta Acha Yaar "GOOD BYE" Tu To Ja raha hai Ek Maheeny k Liye... To maine socha tujhe Bye Bye Keh Don. "Shaitaan-e-Azam" Ta Ta Ta Ta. :-) |
Ramadan Dhamaka Offer *.* Ramzan Dhamaka Offer *.* :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) Jab Pata Chalay To Mujhe Bhi Bata Dena. Shukriya. :-) |
Wishing You A Month Of Ramazan Wishing you a Month of Ramzan. 4 Weeks of REHMAT 30 Days of IBADAT 720 Hours of BARKAT 43200 Mins of QABOOLIYAT 2592000 Sec of MAGHFIRAT Ramzan Mubarak. |
Chand Dhoond Rahay Hain Yaar Barra Maza aa raha hai, Molana, Mufti Sahibaan aur sab log Chand Dhoond rahay hain. Aur Main yahan Ghar main chhupa betha hon. :-) |
Ultimate jokes-If You Love Someone THE ORIGINAL QUOTE If you love someone, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was.... THE NEW VERSIONS.... . Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, as expected, she never was Optimist: If you love someone, Set her free ... Don't worry, she will come back. Suspicious: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she ever comes back, ask her why. Impatient: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back within some time forget her. Patient: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ... Playful: If you love someone, Set her free ... If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat .... Biologist: If you love someone, Set her free, She'll evolve. Statisticians: If you love someone, Set her free, If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway. Over possessive person: If you love someone don't set her free. Psychologist: If you love someone set her free If she comes back her super ego is dominant If she doesn't come back her id is supreme If she doesn't go, she must be crazy. Somnambulist: If you love someone set her free If she comes back it's a nightmare If she doesn't, you must be dreaming. ERP functional expert: If you love someone set her free If she comes back, map her into your system If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis Finance expert : If you love someone set her free If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad. Marketing Specialist : If you love someone set her free If she comes back she has brand loyalty If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market |
Really funny jokes-The matador After the fire-truck arrived at a burning building in a small Spanish town, the firemen observed a man dressed in a matador's costume prancing around on the roof. Four of the firemen held a safety-net and urged him to escape from the burning building by jumping into the net. He refused and loudly proclaimed, "I'm Fearless Jose the bullfighter who fears nothing, not even fire." The firemen begged and pleaded but to no avail. Jose kept prancing around while repeating the same phrase over and over until the firemen got really sick and tired of hearing it. Finally, when the flames began to scorch his hindquarters, Jose announced he had changed his mind, was ready to jump and then leaped off the rooftop. As his body hurtled toward the safety-net, the four firemen shouted, "Ole!" and quickly moved it aside. |