Rare Pics of the Big B Family
>> Tuesday, August 18, 2009
| Well, ever seen father, son and daughter both raising their middle fingers at you. If you havent, now here is your chance to look at it. Take a peek and laugh out loud. |
Magic Text Messages
| Ek Chhoti si Naseehat: . . . . . . . . . . Itni Tezi se Button dabany se KEYPAD Kharab hojata hai.   |
| A 992 I n02r9q T99w2 2m2 pni992 .2iHT 9>IiI Agar janna hai k yeh kya likha hai to sms mirror may parho. Its a magic.   |
| Pathan: Mere Mohale wale bohat Kanjoos hy. Major Rohail: Kyu? Pathan: Sab ne 14 August manaey Pr Kisi ek ne b hamare ghar Qurbani ka Gosht nhi bheja.   |
| If 100% of people love you, make sure I am one of them, If 99% people hate you, make sure I am in that 1% who loves you, If 100% of people hate you, then make sure I am No More.   |
| yeh zameen ki fitrat hai k her cheez kojazab kr lyti hai. warna tere ishq main mere ansoun ka alag sumandar hota....!!   |
Trap door
| Hugh Hefner and Heather Locklear die and go to heaven. They are greeted by St. Peter who says to Hef, "You have corrupted the lives of many men and boys alike with your pornography. You have only one chance to get into the kingdom of God, you must walk down that tunnel without having even one unclean thought. If you do, a trap door will open up under you and you will fall into hell where you will cry and gnash your teeth for all eternity." Hef decides that this will be easy, for the tunnel is only 100 feet long. So he begins down the tunnel with St. Peter following close behind. About half way down the tunnel St. Peter leans closer to Hef and whispers in his ear... "T*ts" A trap door opens and Hef falls down into Hell. St. Peter then goes to Heather Locklear and says, "You have corrupted the lives of many men and boys alike with your sexy looks and provocative behavior. You have only one chance to get into the kingdom of God, you must walk down that tunnel without having even one unclean thought. If you do, a trap door will open up under you and you will fall into hell where you will cry and gnash your teeth for all eternity." Heather begins her trek down the tunnel with St. Peter close behind. About half way down St. Peter leans closer to Heather to whisper in her ear. A trap door opens and St. Peter falls down into Hell.  |
| A man and his wife, moved back home to North Carolina, from Texas. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Texas Was $2000.00 a year! When they arrived in North Carolina, they went to an insurance Agency, to see how much it would cost to insure the leg. The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, '$39.00.' The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here In North Carolina to insure, because it cost him $2000.00 in Texas! The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on the screen, it says: Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is $39.00  |
Corporation Bank Recruitment Results Clerks-2009
| Kumaun University Results Kumaun University Nainital , Uttranchal Kumaun University Nainital , Uttranchal degree results updates; Kumaun University declared 3rd Year B.Sc Results 2009. University of Kumaun publishes 3rd year B.Sc result 2009 online at official website. visit official link of Kumaun University Nainital , Uttranchal or direct link for 3rd year B.Sc result 2009 B.Sc Results are available on - http://210.212.78.58/results/2009/ku/rollno.htm Established in 1973, Kumaun University boasts two expansive campuses with a further 27 affiliated colleges spread across the Kumaun region. University of Kumaun,University of Kumaun Results University of Kumaun B.Sc Results,University of Kumaun B.Sc 2009. Kumaun University is headquartered in Nainital. The University was established in 1973 under the UP State Act. The University has two campuses one each in Nainital and Almora.   |
| Bank of Baroda Recruitment Bank Jobs at bankofbaroda.com  BANK OF BARODA is planning to recruit 3,500 people including officers during the current fiscal year. Bank of Baroda chairman and managing director M D Mallya said the bank was going to do campus recruitment, adding, "we are planning to go to reputable institutes like IIMs and IITs". Bank of Baroda to recruit 3,500 people in FY2009-10.Other Recruitment updates from BANK OF BARODA; Recruitment of -355- Specialist Officers - Project 2009: The date for written examination, which was to be held on 23rd August, 2009, is now scheduled on Saturday, 12th September, 2009. The time and venue of the test would be advised to eligible candidates via e-mail and/or call letter. at http://202.138.97.150/SP_INTV_CallLetter/default.asp Recruitment of -355- Specialist Officers - Project 2009 - for MMG/S-III. http://www.bankofbaroda.com/recruitment.asp Related : Clerk Exam Results / Bank Of Baroda POCurrent news results notices jobs. ... Good news on bank of baroda recruitment, bob recruitment, bob jobs, bank of baroda jobs apply online, bob exam results.   |
| JNTU Kakinada B.Tech 1st Year Results  JNTU Kakinada B.Tech 1st Year Results JNTU Kakinada declared B.Tech I Year R07,R05 regular and Supplementary results of June 2009 today. For more details you can visit JNTU, Kakinada website. jntu kakinada, jntu kakinada results, jntu kkd, jntukakinada, kakinada jntu   |
| Corporation Bank Recruitment Results Clerks-2009 Bank Recruitment updates, Corporation bank recruitment results update, Recruitment of Clerks-2009 – RESULTS at http://www.corpbank.com/ from career section. SELECTION OF CLERKS IN THE Corporation BANK; Corporation Bank is planning to recruit around 1400 staffs in its various branches in 2009. Source Business standard. With the addition of 100 branches, the total number of branches would cross 1,150 by the end of March 2010, he said. The bank has already opened 25 branches during the April-June quarter. State-owned Corporation Bank has said it is planning to recruit 1,400 during the current financial year. "We are planning to hire 1,400, including officers, during the current fiscal," Corporation Bank Chairman and Managing Director J M Garg said. Corporation Bank
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| Bigadda Blog Worry About Aishwarya Rai Swine Flu amitabh bachchan blog at Bigadda writes on his Blog about Aishwarya Rai Swine Flu, Former Miss World and famous Bollywood actress Aishwarya Rai is reportedly suffering with a "chest infection" and "flu like symptoms, her father-in-law, Bollywood megastar Amitabh Bachchan, is worried. "Aishwarya has taken ill and is down with chest infection and flu like symptoms. She had a high fever yesterday, but is settling down today," he posted on his blog www.bigb.bigadda.com Saturday from Singapore. reports Aishwarya Rai swine flu amitabh bachchan blog, aishwarya rai flu, amitabh blog, aishwarya swine flu,   |
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