Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Crazy not equal to stupid

Posted: 22 Feb 2010 12:02 AM PST

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH (Institute of mental health).

He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.

When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain.. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.

One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.
The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.

The patient laughed at him said "can't even fix such a simple problem.... no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."

Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that" The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?"

Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy....... not STUPID !"

Short funny jokes-Social security benefits

Posted: 22 Feb 2010 12:01 AM PST

After showing my husband what his Social Security benefits would be after I kicked the can, he said, "That's not even enough to get my new wife's hair done each month!"

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Posted: 22 Feb 2010 03:43 AM PST

The Singapore Budget 2010 Speech will be announce on 22 February 2010 By Finance Minister Mr. Tharman Shanmugaratnam in Parliament

You can Read the Budget Statement or watch the Live Webcast while it is being delivered at the following URL's (Just Select & Paste To Your Address Bar)

1. http://www.singaporebudget.gov.sg/speech_toc/index.html
2. http://www.singaporebudget.gov.sg/webcast.html

For More Information Reader Should Refer At Official Site http://app.singaporebudget.gov.sg

Some Highlights Of Singapore Budget 2010

- S$20.5 billion "resilience" package to try to save jobs,

boost businesses. Package includes

- S$5.1 billion on training and other measures to save
jobs.

- S$5.8 billion to stimulate bank lending.

- S$2.6 billion in grants and tax incentives to help firms

- S$2.6 billion to support families

- S$4.4 billion on infrastructure, education and health.

- 2009/2010 budget deficit to be 6 pct of GDP, before accounting for transfers.

- largest deficit to date.

- will fund S$4.9 billion of stimulus package by tapping government reserves.

- budget deficit for 2008/09 will be S$2.2 billion, or 0.8% of GDP.

- Overall budget deficit for 2009/10 will be S$8.7 billion, or 3.5 percent of GDP.

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Posted: 22 Feb 2010 01:08 AM PST

Holi is a festival of colors and togetherness.

Holi is a festival of colors and togetherness.Festivals all over the world are means of expression of joy.

Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
"Happy Holi".

Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhto hai,
Ii thaaro kusur nathi,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai,
Holi Mubarak!

A true and caring relation doesn't have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.

Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana.
Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,
Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.
Bolo sarararara....
Wish you a very mastiful and colourful Happy Holi!

Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!

Lal, gulabi, neela, pila hathon me liya samet,
Holi ke din rangenge sajni, kar ke meethi bhent.

Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaro ne aasman se salaam bheja hai,
Mubaraq ho aapko holi ka tyohar,
Humne dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!

Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari,

rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,

kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli,

aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI

Bright colors,

water balloons,

lavish gujiyas

and melodious songs

are the ingredients of

perfect Holi.

Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.

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