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Really funny jokes-Rubbing the roofs

Posted: 02 Jan 2010 12:04 AM PST


A drunken man was wandering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into every car and then rubbing the roofs of the cars.
The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing?" he asks the drunk.
"I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it."
"So how does feeling the roof help you?" He asked the drunk.
"Well," the drunk replied. "MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!!"

Short funny jokes-Northern and Southern

Posted: 02 Jan 2010 12:04 AM PST


What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh*t..."

Adult jokes-Brothel Arrest

Posted: 02 Jan 2010 12:03 AM PST


A young woman was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, didn't want her grandmother to know. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young woman.
The police had the all the prostitutes line up in a straight line on the sidewalk, just as grandma was passing by. As soon as she noticed her granddaughter, she stopped and asked her what she was lining up for.
Not wanting her grandmother to know the truth, the granddaughter told grandma that someone was passing out free oranges and she was lining up for some.
"That sounds good. I think I'll have some too," Grandma said, as she made her way to the back of the line.
A policeman went down the line, questioning all the prostitutes, until he reached grandma. Looking very bewildered, he said to her, "You're so old, how do you do it?"
"It's easy," replied Grandma. "I just remove my dentures and suck them dry!"

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UPSC Exam 2010 Schedule Online Notification

Posted: 02 Jan 2010 04:46 AM PST

The Union Public Service Commission (UPSC) will conduct its Civil Services (Preliminary) Examination, 2010 on May 23 for recruitment to the Indian Administrative Service, Indian Foreign Service, Indian Police Service and certain other Group 'A' and 'B' Central Services/ Posts across the country.

Union Public Service Commission (UPSC) Civil Services Examination 2010 schedule online,
direct link uppsc, upsc 2010 notification online
http://www.upsc.gov.in/exams/notifications/csp2010/notcvl.htm

Candidates must apply in the Common Application Form devised by the Commission for its examination, which can be purchased from the Designated Head Post Offices/Post Offices throughout the country against cash payment of Rs. 20/- (Rupees Twenty only). Each such form can be used only once and only for one examination.

Examination Fee
A candidate seeking admission to examination must pay to the Commission a fee of Rs. 50.00 (Rupees Fifty only) through a single Central Recruitment Fee Stamp of requisite denomination.

"All the applications must reach the Secretary, UPSC, Dholpur House, Shahjahan Road, New Delhi-110069" said the official.

There is a facilitation counter for the candidates in case of any guidance/information/clarification sought by him regarding their applications, candidature etc near Gate 'C' of its campus in person.

more at www.upsc.gov.in Examinations
Ser No, Name of Examination, Date of Notification (Saturday), Last Date for Receipt of Applications See Note 2 Below, Date/Day of Commencement ...
www.upsc.gov.in


12th NSO results 2009 at sofworld result online

Posted: 02 Jan 2010 04:44 AM PST

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The Science Olympiad Foundation has declared the 12th NSO results 2009 and the result is available online at http://sof.org.in/12nso/.

The National Science Olympiad 2009 results are available at SOF website

The 12th NSO was conducted on November 19, 2009. The objective of the science Olympiad is to provide a national and international level platform to assess their ability.

According to the website, the 3rd IMO results will be declared on Feb 1, 2010.
12th NSO results will be declared on 1st January, 2010, 3rd IMO results will be declared on ... November 19, 2009. N S O N S O N S O. National Science Olympiad.
10th NCO will be conducted
in August / September 2010

13th NSO will be conducted
in November 2010

4th IMO will be conducted
in December 2010


Lady Antebellum Need You Now Lyrics Online

Posted: 01 Jan 2010 07:09 PM PST

Lady Antebellum is an American country music group formed in Nashville, Tennessee in 2006.
It is composed of Charles Kelley (lead and background vocals), Dave Haywood (background vocals, guitar, piano, mandolin) and Hillary Scott (lead and background vocals). Lady Antebellum has been awarded Top New Duo or Group by the Academy of Country Music and New Artist of the Year by the Country Music Association.
In 2009 Lady Antebellum Nominated for Best New Artist .
lady antebellum songs,
in 2010 Lady Antebellum is pending for Grammy Awards for Best Country Song — "I Run to You"

Need You Now Lyrics

Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor
Reachin for the phone cause I can't fight it anymore
And I wonder if I ever crossed your mind
For me it happens all the time

It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now
Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now


Buckeye What Is A Buckeye & Buckeye Nuts

Posted: 01 Jan 2010 06:44 PM PST

what is a buckeye?
The buckeye tree, also known as the Ohio buckeye.The tree species Aesculus glabra is commonly known as Ohio buckeye, American buckeye, or fetid buckeye. source

what are the stickers on ohio state helmets ?
The Ohio Buckeye is most easily recognized by its palmately compound leaves (with 5-7 leaflets arranged as fingers on a hand) and clusters of small, pale yellow flowers that occur at the ends of branches in late April to early May.
Today the Buckeye is not widely used by man except occasionally as a cultivated landscape plant and sometimes for its seeds, which are carried as good luck charms.

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  1. Buckeye, Arizona
  2. Buckeye, Colorado
  3. Buckeye, Indiana
  4. Buckeye, Iowa
  5. Buckeye, Kansas
  6. Buckeye, Kentucky
  7. Buckeye Township, Stephenson County, Illinois
  8. Buckeye Township, Michigan


Kannur University Bsc Exam Results 2009

Posted: 01 Jan 2010 08:50 AM PST

Update from kannur university results;
kannur university bsc exam results 2009 are declared, I SEM. DEGREE C.C.S.S. EXAMINATION RESULT and RESULT-IV B Sc. NURSING August 2009

I SEM. DEGREE C.C.S.S. EXAMINATION RESULT
RESULT-IV B Sc. NURSING August 2009

http://www.kannuruniversity.ac.in./images/homelogo.gifKannur University announced results online, Others Examination Results 2009 can be checked forom university website, at www.kannuruniversity.ac.in
: Kannur University, Results 2009, Online
Kannur University was established by the Act 22 of 1996 of Kerala Legislative Assembly. The University by the name "Malabar University" had come into existence even earlier by the promulgaton of an Ordinance by the Governor of Kerala, and manages campuses at Kannur, Kasargod, mananthavady, payyannur, Thalassery, kanhangad .


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