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Really Funny Jokes

Adult jokes-African Roulette

Posted: 25 Nov 2009 12:04 AM PST


An African leader makes an official trip to Russia .
At the end of the trip, the Russian leader tells the African that in Russia they have a custom performed at farewells called "Russian Roulette" to demonstrate one's courage.
The Russian whips out a revolver, loads one chamber, gives the cylinder spin, puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger.
- CLICK - empty chamber.
He hands the revolver to his African guest, and says, "Your turn."
Not to be outdone, the African repeats the ritual - CLICK - empty.
The next year, the Russian visits the African country.
At the end of the trip, the African tells his Russian peer that he was very impressed with "Russian Roulette" and that he has spent the last year devising an African ritual to demonstrate one's courage.
The African then disappears through a door only to reappear a few moments later smiling, and says, "Your turn."
The African escorts the Russian through the door.
In the room are six of the most beautiful, naked women he has ever seen.
The African explains that he is to choose one of the women, who will perform oral sex on him.
Absolutely dumbfounded, the Russian asks, "What kind of test of courage is this?"
The African calmly answers, "One of them is a cannibal."

Really funny jokes-Drunk patrons

Posted: 25 Nov 2009 12:03 AM PST


A drunk staggers into a bar demanding a beer. The bartender informed him that he was not allowed to serve alcohol to drunken patrons. After a few harsh words, the bartender suggested to the drunk to prove he wasn't drunk by doing twenty push-ups on the floor. As he was doing the push-ups, another drunk staggers into the bar and sees this guy on the floor doing push-ups. He looks at him for a minute and then kicks him in the ribs saying, "Fella, I think your girl friend has gone home."

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