Sms Heart

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• Poetry Text Messages
• Diwali Text Messages
• Pathan Sms Jokes
• Funny Text Messages

Poetry Text Messages Posted: 21 Oct 2009 02:54 PM PDT ye dil ka parinda bhi ajab shey he keh jisne, Pyasa bhi raha dasht se hijrat bhi nahen ki.

Diwali Text Messages Posted: 21 Oct 2009 02:53 PM PDT This diwali tumko mile Rathore ki Aim Film stars ka Fame Game show ka Jackpot Hit film mein ek spot Jadoo ki chhari lots of crackers aur phuljhari sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti and lots n lots of fun n masti Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!

Pathan Sms Jokes Posted: 21 Oct 2009 02:52 PM PDT Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia.. kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai? pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

Funny Text Messages Posted: 21 Oct 2009 02:52 PM PDT Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga, Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga, Mat rona mere marne par a dost, Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor jaonga... ;->

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Really Funny Jokes

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Funny jokes-Correctional facility Posted: 22 Oct 2009 12:04 AM PDT Jimmy was sent to prison for his crimes, but upon arrival at the correctional facility, he told the warden he wasn't at all worried about his future. He knew he wouldn't have to serve the full term of his penalty. "Why's that, Jimmy?" the warden asked "Sure of your appeal, are you?" "No, sir." Jimmy replied. "Already making plans to escape, then?" "Not a one, Warden." "Then why are you so sure you'll be out of here before your time is up?" "Well, Warden," says Jimmy, "it's like this. In the entire time I've been married; my wife has yet to let me finish a sentence!"

Adult jokes-Sex therapist Posted: 22 Oct 2009 12:03 AM PDT Having lunch one day, a sex therapist said to her friend, "According to a survey we just completed, ninety percent of all people have sex in the shower. The other ten percent of them sing." "Really?" asked the friend. The therapist shook her head and proceeded to ask, "And do you know what song they sing?" The friend nodded her head and replied, "No." The therapist replied, "I didn't think so."

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Current News

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