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Adult jokes | Finding the rake Posted: 17 Oct 2010 12:14 AM PDT A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?" She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and says, "What? and the man repeats his gestures. "EYE KNEE - THE RAKE" The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left bre*st, then she points to her butt, and finally to her cro*tch. Well, there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her "What in the hell was that?"She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH"

Redneck jokes-Twelve days of Christmas Posted: 17 Oct 2010 12:01 AM PDT The Twelve Days of a Redneck Christmas On my first day of Christmas... pa gave to me, Some parts to a Mustang GT. On my second day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my third day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my forth day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my fifth day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 5 TURKEY WINGS 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my sixth day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 6 cans of Spam 5 turkey wings 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my seventh day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 turkey wings 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my eighth day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 8 manly dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 turkey wings 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my ninth day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 9 years probation 8 manly dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 turkey wings 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my tenth day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 10 Copenhagen 9 years probation 8 manly dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 turkey wings 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my eleventh day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 11 rasslin tickets 10 Copenhagen 9 years probation 8 manly dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 turkey wings 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT. On my twelfth day of Christmas... pa gave to me, 12 pack of Bud 11 rasslin tickets 10 Copenhagen 9 years probation 8 table dancers 7 packs of Red Man 6 cans of Spam 5 turkey wings 4 mud tires 3 shotgun shells 2 huntin dawgs and some parts to a Mustang GT.

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