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>> Sunday, April 1, 2012
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| Hilarious jokes-Carry a flashlight Posted: 01 Apr 2012 12:01 AM PDT
A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" "That depends," replied the guide, "on how fast you carry the flashlight."   |
| Posted: 01 Apr 2012 12:00 AM PDT
A ventriloquist was performing on a stage making fun of one and all in the audience. Suddenly a Sardar from the audience shouted at the stage: "You there, you have made enough fun of us, Sardars. Stop it, or I will have to stop it for you." The ventriloquist was taken aback. Still he tried to sooth the enraged Sardar: "Easy man, take it easy. There is no disrespect meant. Jokes are jokes after all." Sardar: "You keep out of it. I am talking to the little fellow hanging from your hand."   |
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