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Really Funny Jokes

Good jokes-Questionable morals

Posted: 24 Mar 2012 12:02 AM PDT


You may have heard the following story with Bernard Shaw but you might not have noticed its relevance to insurance.

In a party, Shaw asked a dazzling lady:

'Madam, I'm quite enchanted by your beauty. Would you be willing to spend one night with me if I offered one million dollars?'

After some initial hesitation the lady admitted that she couldn't resist the offer.

Then Shaw asked, 'How about one hundred dollar'?

The lady got very upset. 'What do you think about me?', she yelled. 'Do I look like as someone with so questionable morals?'

'Lady,' Mr. Shaw answered, 'I think, we have agreed upon that, and the only thing to clarify now is the price.'

Bagpiper joke-Gentleman

Posted: 24 Mar 2012 12:01 AM PDT


What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone that can play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

Funny jokes-The new iPad

Posted: 23 Mar 2012 10:45 AM PDT


The new iPad went on sale this week. The picture's so fantastic, you can see with amazing clarity just how obsolete the iPad you got for Christmas is.

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