Sms Heart

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• Sad Text Messages
• Funny Sardar Text Messages
• Funny Pathan Text Messages
• Funny Ramadan Text Messages
• Boys Vs Girls Text Messages
• Urdu Poetry Text Messages

Sad Text Messages Posted: 05 Sep 2009 03:33 PM PDT Us k piyar ki sodagari bhi bari ajeeb thi... Wo dil to khareed raha tha magar ansuoo k daam say...

Funny Sardar Text Messages Posted: 05 Sep 2009 01:53 PM PDT A Sardar was playing chess with his donkey: Friend: Aray Waah! Tera Gadha to bohat Intelligent hai. Sardar: Khaak intelligent hai. 4 Main se 2 to Main Jeeta hon.

Funny Pathan Text Messages Posted: 05 Sep 2009 01:52 PM PDT Ek Pathan dosry se: Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai? . . . . . 2nd Pathan: Khocha Tum to Bilkul Akhrot hai. Sent Message Matlab Khushbo Wala Message...

Funny Ramadan Text Messages Posted: 05 Sep 2009 01:52 PM PDT *** INTAZAAR *** Na Raat Ka Na Din Ka Na Subah Ka Na Shaam Ka Na 1 Pal Ka Na 2 Pal Ka Na Iska Ka Na Uska Ka Intazar Hai To Sirf Iftaari Ka. :-)

Boys Vs Girls Text Messages Posted: 05 Sep 2009 01:49 PM PDT Larki ka Dil Pani ki Tarha Hota Hai. Larkay Ka Dil Mobile ki Tarah. Chahay Mobile Pani Main Giray ya Pani Mobile Pe. Watt Mobile ki He Lagti Hai.

Urdu Poetry Text Messages Posted: 05 Sep 2009 01:49 PM PDT Be simt hawaon ko nhn roka karty.. Jo beet gaya osko nhe socha karty. Suraj say kya pochty ho tapish iski. Dhoop say smandar nhn sookha karty.

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Really Funny Jokes

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Really funny jokes-Adam's questions Posted: 06 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, "Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?" God replied, "Go on Adam but be quick. I have a world to create." So Adam says, "When you created Eve, why did you make her body so curved and tender unlike mine?" "I did that, Adam, so that you could love her." "Oh, well then, why did you give her long, shiny, beautiful hair, and not me?" "I did that Adam so that you could love her." "Oh, well then, why did you make her so stupid? Certainly not so that I could love her?" "Well, Adam no. I did that so that she could love you."

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Current News

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Delhi Police Women Constable Result 2009 www.delhipolicerecruitment.in Posted: 05 Sep 2009 10:30 PM PDT Delhi Police Recruitment Updates: delhi police women constable which started on filling application is 7th March 2009. Last date of receipt of duly filled-in application form is 6th April 2009. Application for the Post of Women Constable (Exe.) in Delhi Police-2009 In case of any query, clarification regarding filling up of application forms, applicants may dial Helpline Toll free No. 1800-112-223 from MTNL or BSNL baseline. FAQs at www.delhipolicerecruitment.nic.in : Under FAQs section, frequently asked questions provided to serve day-to-day generic queries of candidates, will be answered. (i) PTS/Wazirabad, Delhi. (ii) PTC/Jharoda Kalan, New Delhi. (iii) PTS/Malviya Nagar, New Delhi. Contact DCP/Recruitment, New Police Lines, Kingsway Camp, Delhi - 110009. For more updates The results of Delhi Police Women Constable are expected soon, Go to www.delhipolice.nic.in or www.delhipolicerecruitment.nic.in. Previous updates : Delhi Police Results 2009 Sub Inspector Results Delhi Police Recruitment 2009 at ...

Annamalai University Results Online at annamalaiuniversity.ac.in Posted: 05 Sep 2009 10:18 PM PDT Annamalai University Distance Education Results 2009 Annamalai University Distance Educaiton results BA, BSC Bcom Degree results Annamalia University Degree Results, ug results of anna malai results, Annamalai university ug result, check online result, ger results here The Annamalai University will be annonced the UG degree results, PG resuls 2009, the results you can visit the official site http://annamalaiuniversity.ac.in Master of Arts Programmes Master of Business Administration Programmes Five Year Integrated Post Graduate Degree Programmes Post-Graduate Diploma Programmes http://annamalaiuniversity.ac.in/results/index.htm Institute of Distance Education Recognized by Distance Education Council (DEC), New Delhi the official site: http://annamalaiuniversity.ac.in Academic Year Admission 2008-2009 Annamalai University Directorate of Distance Education Annamalainagar-608 002 e-mail: dde@annamalaiuniversity.ac.in http://www.annamalaiuniversity.ac.in/ ANNAMALAI UNIVERSITY Annamalai Nagar - 608 002 Tamil Nadu India 91 - 4144 - 238248/263/796

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