Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Thunderstorm

Posted: 14 Jul 2011 12:01 AM PDT


One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, "The big sissy."

Animal jokes-Cross eyed Rottweiler

Posted: 14 Jul 2011 12:01 AM PDT


A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it?"

"Well" said the vet "lets have a look at him"

So he picks the dog up and has a good look at it's eyes.

"Well" says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down"

"Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man.

"No, because he's heavy" says the vet.

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