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Sar Jhuka Kay Geo

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:28 PM PDT

In Ramzan:

UAE 60% discount on all food items!

Qatar every food item will sell on its cost price.

Kuwait 50% discount and buy 1 get 1 free on all food items

Saudia 30% discount on all food items

Bangladesh 5% discount

Pakistan 150% increase in the price of food items!

Sar Jhuka Kay Geo...

Urdu Funny Text Messages

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:27 PM PDT

Ek Aadmi ne Zoo Mai 3 Zabaane bolne wala Tota (Parrot) dekha:

Jo English, Urdu Aur Sindhi bolta tha.


Usne 3 zabane check karne k liye us se puhcha:

Who r u?
Tota: I'm Parrot

Admi: Aap kon ho?
Tota: Mai Tota hun.

Admi: Tu kair ayen?
Tota: Tunjhi Maa jo yaar...
Hikri dafa chayona Tota ayan, Samajh mai natho ache?

Funny Load Shedding Text Messages

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:25 PM PDT

* Lakeeren *

Usne Mere Hath ki Lakeeren Dekhin

Aur

Phir Hans k Kaha.

Tujhe Zindagi Main Sab Kuch Milega.

Siwaye....




BIJLI Kay. :-)

Load Shedding Text Messages

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:25 PM PDT

Akbar: Anarkali! Tujhe Kya Chahiye?
Taaj ya Takht?


Anaarkali: Jahanpanah Mujhe na Taj Chahiye aur na he Takht.

Bus 1 Naya Connection Chahiye.




U.P.S Ka. :-)

Funny Marriage Text Messages

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:24 PM PDT

Biwi ko Apni Palko pe Bitha lo.

De k Khushi uske saray Ghum Chura lo.

Pyaar Aisa karo k sab dekhte reh jaaen.

Parrosan bhi aa k kahe "Mujhe Apni Biwi Bana lo." :-)

Sardar Text Messages

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:24 PM PDT

Sardar: O Tery Result da ki banya?


Pappu: Miss Kendi Aye Is Class wich 1 Saal Hor Laggay Ga.


Sardar: Saal Pavain 2,3 Lag Jawan Par Fail Na Hovin Mera Puttar. :-)

Smile Text Messages

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:23 PM PDT

Smile to Old means Respect.

Smile to Child means Innocence.

Smile to Friend means Care.

Smile in front of Mobile means a Mental Case.

Still Smiling...

Confirmed! ;-)

Actress Meera Abi Tak Unmarried Ho

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:22 PM PDT

Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?

Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.

Michael Jackson Loves You

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:21 PM PDT

It is my fault:

Ye sab mere ghalti hai.

Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k

"I Don't Love You"

Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)

Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:20 PM PDT

Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.

Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.


Dhanyawad!

Konsa Dost Kaam Ayega

Posted: 09 Sep 2009 02:20 PM PDT

Museebat Main Ho to Kabhi Ye Na Socho k Konsa Dost Kaam Aayega...
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Balkay
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Ye Socho K...

Ab Konsa Dost AUQAAT Dikhayega....!

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Posted by madhu at 11:14 AM 0 comments

Current News

Current News

AIPGMEE 2010 AIIMS Results at www.aiims.edu Online

Posted: 10 Sep 2009 01:13 AM PDT

Updates on All India Post Graduate Medical / Dental Entrance Examination AIPGMEE 2010.
Questions like when will the application forms be available for AIPGMEE 2010? Also want to know the total number of seats available and in what all colleges ? How to apply for AIPGMEE 2010.
About aipgmee application 2010, aipgmee application download 2010, aipgmee application forms 2010, aipgmee application process 2010
To apply for AIPGMEE a candidate must have a MBBS/BDS degree from a recognised Dental/Medical college.
The forms for AIPGMEE are expected to be available by September in the selected branches of State bank of India. The form can also be obtained by post from AIIMS by sending a Demand Draft along with the request for form.
The Prospectus-cum-Application Form costing Rs.1000/- for General / OBC candidates and (Rs.800/- in case of SC / ST candidates) inclusive of examination fee can be obtained in the following manner:Against cash payment from branches of State Bank of India between 14.09.2009 to 03.10.2009 :
REQUEST FOR APPLICATION FORM FOR AIPGMEE-2010″ should be written on the envelope containing request for application form,

Date of Entrance Examination: January 2nd week, 2010
Last Date for receipt of completed application forms: October 2nd week, 2009

Assistant Controller of Examinations,
All India Institute of Medical Sciences,
Ansari Nagar, New Delhi-110 608

Tel No. : 011 - 26588500, 26588900, 26588700
Website: www.aiims.edu Fo details visit: AIPGMEE 2010 AIIMS

Jaipur Thar Gramin Bank Jobs OA gr B Recruitment 2009

Posted: 10 Sep 2009 12:39 AM PDT

Jaipur Thar Gramin Bank Office Assistant Group B Recruitment 2009

Jaipur Thar Gramin Bank requires Office Assistant Group B. For more details visit Employment News issue dated 12.09.09
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jobs in Jaipur Thar Gramin Bank, Jaipur Thar Gramin Bank jobs 2009, aplly for Jaipur Thar Gramin Bank, Banks in Jodhpur, Rajasthan, bank jobs

Jaipur Thar Gramin Bank requires Office Assistant Group B.

Jaipur Thar Gramin Bank requires people for office assistant (OA) group B.
The Recruitment process will be conducted through written test by the bank. Candidates, who qualify the test, will have to go through an interview

All the best.


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Posted by madhu at 5:41 AM 0 comments

Really Funny Jokes

Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Head Cleaner

Posted: 10 Sep 2009 12:04 AM PDT


Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

Funny jokes clean -The holy man

Posted: 10 Sep 2009 12:03 AM PDT


A yogi (holy man) walked into a pizza parlor.
"Make me one with everything," he said to the waiter.
When the Yogi got the pizza, he gave the proprietor a $20 bill. The proprietor pocketed the bill. The Yogi said "Don't I get change?"
The proprietor said, "Change must come from within."

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