Really Funny Jokes

>> Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Really Funny Jokes

Hilarious jokes-Queen Elizabeth

Posted: 11 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST


A dead body was discovered last week on the grounds of a country estate owned by Queen Elizabeth.

When she was told about it she was alarmed and asked, "It wasn't me was it?"

Funny jokes-Useful tips for becoming a Superhero

Posted: 11 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST


Thinking of becoming a superhero? Here are some useful pointers.

1. Don't call yourself by your real name, e.g. Ms. Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster.

2. Don't call yourself by someone else's real name, e.g. Mr. Teddy Kennedy, Captain Dean Martin.

3. Choose a name that suggests power, heroism and prowess, e.g. Captain Power, Thunderman, Mr. Invincible, Justiceman.

4. Don't be too modest, e.g. Mr. Pretty Good, Captain So-So, Fairly Incredibleman.

5. But don't labor the point, e.g. Mr. So-Powerful-Don't-Even-Think-About-It-Buddy.

6. Don't choose a name detrimental to your crime fighting image, e.g. Captain Spongecake, Mr. Silly, Yellow Streak, Purple Slippers, Captain Evil.

7. Don't choose the name of an existing Superhero unless you have lots of money and enjoy fighting litigation instead of supervillains.

8. It's no use calling yourself Captain Invincible if your only power is self-control over Hostess Twinkies and you suffer from a congenial hole-in-the-heart condition. It's just asking for trouble.

9. Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're not.

10. Don't call yourself the Invisible Boy if you're a girl.

11. Don't call yourself the Invisible Lady if you're a man -- even if you do feel like a woman trapped in a man's body.

12. Don't give away important information in your name, e.g. The Glass Jaw, Captain Vulnerable-to-Strontium 90.

13. Don't call yourself The Green Avenger if you wear an orange costume. You'll confuse people.

Knock knock jokes-Interrupting

Posted: 11 Jan 2012 12:01 AM PST


Knock knock
Who's there?
An interrupting sheep.
An interrupting shee..
BAAAAAAAAAAAA.


Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c...
MOOOOOOO!!!

Read more...
Posted by madhu at 5:08 AM 0 comments
Subscribe to: Posts (Atom)

Blog Archive