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The Top 10 Kissing Pickup Lines

Posted: 22 Sep 2009 06:03 AM PDT


Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

You're so hot, I could fry an egg on your head.

You're like a great song -- I just can't get you out of my head.

You must be a broom, 'cause you swept me off my feet.

You know, my lips aren't going to kiss themselves.

Your feet must hurt, because you've been running through my mind all day.

Finally! Someone good enough for me!

I lost my dreidel -- can I take you for a spin?

You know those long walks on the beach everyone's always talking about? We should take one sometime.

So, where do you hide your wings, angel?

Are you going to kiss me, or do I have to lie to my diary again?

If I were a frog, you'd be the first lilypad I'd jump on.

I can tie a cherry stem in a knot using only my tongue -- wanna see?

My friends call me Sugar Lips -- wanna find out why?

When God made you, he was totally showing off.

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allow always boss to speak .........

Posted: 22 Sep 2009 05:55 AM PDT


A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss
are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.

The ghost says,
"Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,
I will allow one wish each"

So the eager senior manager shouted,
"I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries."
Pufffff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pufffff. and he was also gone.

The boss calmly said,
"I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."



MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
"ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"

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Posted: 21 Sep 2009 09:54 PM PDT



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