Ladies Man

Adult jokes-Ladies Man Daniel fancied himself quite a ladies man, so when his cruise ship went down in a storm and he found himself stranded on a desert island with six women, he couldn't believe his good fortune. They quickly agreed that each woman would have one night a week with the only man. Daniel threw himself into the arrangement with gusto, working even on his day off, but as the weeks stretched into months, he found himself looking forward to that day of rest more and more eagerly. One afternoon he was sitting on the beach and wishing for some more men to share his duties when he caught sight of a man waving from a life raft that was bobbing on the waves. Daniel swam out, pulled the raft to shore, and did a little jig of happiness. "You can't believe how happy I am to see you," he cried. The new fellow eyed him up and down and cooed, "You're a sight for sore eyes, too, you gorgeous thing!" "Crap," sighed Daniel, "there go my Sundays."

Really funny jokes-Speed You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off' (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is another galloping horse. Both horses are also traveling at the same speed as you . What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? * Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round. *

Short funny jokes-Canada * Why did the Canadian cross the road? - He saw some American do it on TV. * How do you spell Canada? - C-EH N-EH D-EH

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Adult jokes-2 fleas from Saskatchewan

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Adult jokes-2 fleas from Saskatchewan Posted: 05 Aug 2009 12:04 AM PDT Two fleas from Saskatchewan had an agreement to meet every winter in Yuma for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Yuma, he's all blue, shivering and shaking, nearly froze to death. The other flea asks him, 'What happened to you?' The first flea says, 'I rode down here from Regina, Saskatchewan in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.' The other flea responds saying, 'That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the Plains Hotel Bar in Regina. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice girl, crawl up her leg and nestle into her pubic hair where it's warm and cozy. The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter. A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Yuma, he is all blue and shivering and shaking again. Nearly froze to death. The second flea says, 'Didn't you try what I told you?' 'Yes,' says the first flea, 'I did exactly as you said ... I went to the Plains bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young chick came in. So I crawled right up next to her warm cozy pu**y. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately. But when I woke up, I was back in the moustache of the guy on the Harley.

Short funny jokes-Wife wants to jump Posted: 05 Aug 2009 12:03 AM PDT Husband to Hotel Manager: Please come fast, My wife wants to die & trying to jump out of the window. Hotel Manager: It's your matter, what can I do, sir? Husband: The window is not opening, idiot !

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