Adult jokes-2 fleas from Saskatchewan

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Adult jokes-2 fleas from Saskatchewan Posted: 05 Aug 2009 12:04 AM PDT Two fleas from Saskatchewan had an agreement to meet every winter in Yuma for a vacation. Last year when one flea gets to Yuma, he's all blue, shivering and shaking, nearly froze to death. The other flea asks him, 'What happened to you?' The first flea says, 'I rode down here from Regina, Saskatchewan in the moustache of a guy on a Harley.' The other flea responds saying, 'That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the Plains Hotel Bar in Regina. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice girl, crawl up her leg and nestle into her pubic hair where it's warm and cozy. The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter. A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Yuma, he is all blue and shivering and shaking again. Nearly froze to death. The second flea says, 'Didn't you try what I told you?' 'Yes,' says the first flea, 'I did exactly as you said ... I went to the Plains bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young chick came in. So I crawled right up next to her warm cozy pu**y. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep immediately. But when I woke up, I was back in the moustache of the guy on the Harley.

Short funny jokes-Wife wants to jump Posted: 05 Aug 2009 12:03 AM PDT Husband to Hotel Manager: Please come fast, My wife wants to die & trying to jump out of the window. Hotel Manager: It's your matter, what can I do, sir? Husband: The window is not opening, idiot !