Really Funny Jokes

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Really Funny Jokes

Really funny jokes-Twisted journalism

Posted: 16 Mar 2012 12:02 AM PDT


When a visitor to a small town in Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands.

A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Valiant Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal."

The hero told the journalist that he wasn't from that town.

"Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, 'Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog'."

"Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut."

"In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline should read, 'Yankee Kills Family Pet'."

Short funny jokes-Ghost with broken leg

Posted: 16 Mar 2012 12:01 AM PDT


Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

A: Hoblin Goblin.

Funny jokes-Late at Hollywood wedding

Posted: 16 Mar 2012 12:44 AM PDT


I was invited to a Hollywood wedding. Since traffic was heavy, so I got there late - just in time for the divorce.

Posted by madhu at 5:23 AM

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